Welcome to Libra season, stars! We’re still in an eclipse cycle, but the energy until Oct. 22 is peaceful, diplomatic and beautiful, just like all the wonderful Libras in our lives. This week is a positive...

The rose-colored glasses are coming off this week, and some things you just can’t ignore anymore. We begin with the Pisces lunar eclipse on Tuesday, which we last experienced in September 2016 and will...

The energy of this week leading up to Rocky Mountain Showdown kind of feels like a crash landing. With Mercury returning to Virgo, tasks left unfinished in late July now demand our attention. Jupiter will...

Seemingly overnight, leaves are beginning to fall, pumpkin spice lines every shelf and no matter what layers you put on in the morning, you’ll be sweating by noon — welcome to September, stars. Astrologically,...

Now out of the Mercury retrograde muck, it’s time to use the last days of summer to reflect on the lessons you’ve learned. If you’re feeling overstimulated from August’s wild astrology, this week...

Feel that? That's reality hitting. Sunday marks the end of brat summer as the fall semester begins Monday the 19th. But don’t fret, stars, we’re here to get you through it. The planets have concocted...

Horoscopes can be applied to your sun, moon and rising signs. Dear stars, Mercury retrograde came to an end April 24, leaving us with new introspections for the rest of the month. Having an eclipse...

Horoscopes can be applied to your sun, moon and rising signs. Dear stars, Mercury retrograde finally comes to a close April 25 just after we bask in the glow of the Pink Moon April 23. Emotions could...

Horoscopes can be applied to your sun, moon and rising signs. Dear stars, The sun enters Taurus April 19, which is all about maintaining a stable flow in work, career and relationships. Mercury retrograde...

Horoscopes can be applied to your sun, moon and rising signs. Dear stars, We start this week off with a total solar eclipse in Aries April 8. This day could get a little stressful combined with Mercury...

Horoscopes can be applied to your sun, moon and rising signs. Dear stars, Congratulations on making it through the first eclipse season of 2024! The upcoming moon April 8 will align perfectly between...

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