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Seriously: Who wants to be the new CSU mascot?

Callum Burke, Collegian Columnist May 4, 2022
With mascot tryouts on the horizon, students considering putting on that CAM suit should stop and reevaluate their lives.
(Graphic Illustration by Alyson Serio | The Collegian)

Seriously: CSU to give campus preachers honorary communication degrees

Bella Eckburg, Opinion Director May 1, 2022
As Colorado State University quickly approaches its spring 2022 graduation ceremony, the University made a monumental decision that exemplified its undying support for free speech on campus: issuing campus preachers honorary communication degrees.
Zeya Highley, a junior journalism student at Colorado State University, laughs at a temporary tattoo being done by Claire Roalson, a senior journalism student, April 15.

Seriously: Clarkchella? More like clout-chella. Get flexed on.

Michael Stella, Collegian Columnist April 19, 2022
Colorado State University has seen all kinds of parties in its 150-plus years of operation, but Clarkchella was truly a flex.
A CSU Surveillance Goose flies away from campus after being laid off due to having no students to watch amid the COVID-19 pandemic. (Smack Attackit | The Wake Up Slap)

Seriously: CSU film students strap cameras to campus geese with shocking results

Callum Burke, Collegian Columnist April 3, 2022
CSU film students are always looking for ways to set their department apart from others nationwide, and recently, they accomplished that goal.
After headphones were banned on campus, they now sit dormant on many students desks March 29. (Piratish Lambino)

April Fools: Headphones and earbuds banned at CSU starting April 1

Plain Rice, Pirate Columnist March 30, 2022
As of April 1, all forms of headphones and earbuds will be illegal on the Colorado State University campus.
(Graphic Illustration by Alyson Serio | The Collegian)

Seriously: The 2022 Olympics were the greatest Olympics of all time

JD Meltzner, Opinion Editor March 2, 2022
Between the scandals, the boycotts and the complaints from both viewers and athletes, it seems like the Beijing Olympics were a failure, but if you take a closer look, you'll see the greatness of the Games.
Outside the Lory Student Center, near the ballot box, is a vote here sign on election day, Nov. 3, 2020. (Cat Blouch | The Collegian)

Seriously: Our country is built on voter suppression — that’s a good thing

Dylan Tusinski, Collegian Columnist February 21, 2022
We shouldn't be preventing people from voting on the basis of their partisanship or their race. We should be preventing people from voting altogether.
(Graphic Illustration by Trin Bonner | The Collegian)

Seriously: If we’re going to celebrate Groundhog Day, we should fire Punxsutawney Phil

Callum Burke , Collegian Columnist February 17, 2022
With Groundhog Day behind us, and six more weeks of winter apparently ahead, it's probably time to reconsider letting Punxsutawney Phil keep his job.
(Graphic Illustration by Alyson Serio | The Collegian)

Seriously: CSU should ignore all pandemic precautions

Dillon Gross, Collegian Columnist February 14, 2022
Do you ever get tired of doing the right thing? Us too. CSU should ignore all COVID-19 guidelines and throw caution to the wind. Chaos is more fun, anyways.
(Graphic Illustration by Alyson Serio | The Collegian)

Seriously: CSU to add more ice to campus; law students elated

Callum Burke, Opinion Columnist January 25, 2022
Following the school-wide shut-down due to the ice storm on campus, pre-law students reveled in the easy access to practice.
(Graphic Illustration by Alyson Serio | The Collegian)

Seriously: How CAM the Ram spends his time off

Callum Burke, Opinion Columnist January 19, 2022
When CAM the Ram isn't busy being a Fort Collins heartthrob, he enjoys a variety of hobbies and bar-hopping, just like the rest of us.
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