Seriously

Seriously is a satire blog and subset of the Collegian offering commentary on Colorado State University and the Fort Collins community in the style of The Onion. Real names may be used in fictitious or semi-fictitious ways.

ASCSU candidates run on original platforms

Katrina Leibee • March 31, 2021

The Associated Students of Colorado State University elections, which will now be held biweekly because there just aren’t enough, will be seeing a drastic shift this year. 15 of the 25 candidates...

Seriously: Cutting off men is self-care, so know the red flags

Bella Eckburg • March 30, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

Seriously: Collegian editor gone missing while investigating mattress scandal

Cody Cooke • March 25, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

Seriously: Employee speaks on the mattress store scandal

Paul Brull • March 18, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

Seriously: Longmont mattress store site of shootout

Cat Blouch • March 11, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

Seriously: Student body works to prolong pandemic, avoid common decency

Abby Vander • March 9, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

Seriously: What your business concentration says about you

Cat Blouch • February 23, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

Seriously: Fort Collins mattress store busted for drugs

Cody Cooke • February 23, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

Seriously: Frat wins Nobel Peace Prize for feminist allyship

Corinne Neustadter • February 17, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

Seriously: Top 10 red flags that come with dating men

Cat Blouch • February 9, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

Seriously: College students could be responsible for large PS5 theft

Mason Holitza • February 4, 2021

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. Nearly a decade ago, when...

Seriously: Harvard scientist discovers 2020’s time dilation

Paul Brull • December 8, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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