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Seriously: Man orders risotto to impress date

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick • October 16, 2016

Not all rice is nice

Seriously: Local homeless man definitely excited to eat donated can of that stuff you forgot in your fridge

Sean Kennedy • October 10, 2016

You're somewhat generous donation was not unappreciated

Seriously: you know it’s fall when your drug dealer offers you Pumpkin Spice Blow

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick • October 7, 2016

Mix it up this fall

Seriously: Four breathtaking places to go missing in

Sean Kennedy • October 5, 2016

After such a hard week, there's nothing quite like getting lost in nature... and never coming back

Seriously: Entire U.S. fact-checking industry shuts down after debate

Sean Kennedy • September 30, 2016

It's not like voters will notice, anyway

Seriously: Top ten things you should know about Monday’s presidential debate

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick • September 28, 2016

I'm sure you have a really good reason for missing it

Seriously: Student worries raptor attacks may disrupt his study schedule

Sean Kennedy • September 21, 2016

Keeping the flesh on your back is important, but not as important as keeping those grades up!

Seriously: After being asked a question that the syllabus answers, professor turns into a Mega Charizard and sets classroom on fire

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick • September 19, 2016

The student's burning question just couldn't wait

Seriously: Amazing! Plaza preacher lets students pass without yelling at them

Sean Kennedy • September 12, 2016

For once, it was quiet outside Lory Student Center

Seriously: In an attempt to boost self-confidence, woman shows roommates areola

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick • September 9, 2016

How retail therapy led to the nip slip of the century

Seriously: Tony Frank’s beard looks freaking sweet in Fall Address about whatever

Sean Kennedy • September 7, 2016

Just look at that thing. Goddamn majestic

Seriously: Freshman cyclist mystified by concept of bike lanes

Sean Kennedy • September 2, 2016

It's like they didn't even know they were there