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Seriously is a satire blog and subset of the Collegian offering commentary on Colorado State University and the Fort Collins community in the style of The Onion. Real names may be used in fictitious or semi-fictitious ways.

A lot of puppies were tuckered out from all the pets and cuddles they received from yoga-goers and puppy lovers alike.

Seriously: Puppies used to lure students into discussing religion

Ethan Vassar • November 12, 2018

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

CSU students walking to their next class on Friday. (Devin Cornelius | Collegian)

Seriously: CSU in search of their first supreme witch

Kenia Ortiz • October 29, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

The Fort Collins Museum of Art was originally Fort Collins first post office, and before that a cemetery. It's no surprise employees of the museum and Blue Agave Grill have had experiences with one particular spirit, nicknamed George. (Sarah Ehrlich | Collegian)

Seriously: Ghosts of CSU demand recognition

Kenia Ortiz • October 23, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. Colorado...

The Old Town smoke-free ordinance extends from Olive Street to Maple Street in downtown, but it still may be hard to enforce. (Photo Credit: Christina Vessa).

Seriously: JUUL stations to be set up around campus

Wyatt Hansen • October 22, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. Students...

Look for these green signs and a bench near your route to signal you to a Transfort bus. Photo credit: Joslyn Allen

Seriously: TransFort implements new sanitary measures

Ethan Vassar • October 14, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

(Photo Illustration by Colin Shepherd | Collegian)

Seriously: Tony Frank resigns to pursue Fortnite career

Ethan Vassar • October 7, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

Kappa Kappa Gamma Members pose for a photo during the new member introduction party. (Elliott Jerge | Collegian)

Seriously: Top 3 unconventional places to have a big/little date

Ethan Vassar • September 27, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. With...

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