Good news! Colorado’s economy is about to tank

Remember all that encouraging news during the winter about Colorado’s unemployment rate going down, Denver’s real estate market rebounding and the increase in tax revenue for the state? Turns out all of that was true, but Colorado’s economy is about to go in the dumps anyhoo.

According to Jackie Chazan, a new round of foreclosures is looming eerily on the horizon for Denver, meaning that we’re all gonna be fighting in the streets for scraps of dumpster pizza like it’s the summer of 2009.