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Seriously is a satire blog and subset of the Collegian offering commentary on Colorado State University and the Fort Collins community in the style of The Onion. Real names may be used in fictitious or semi-fictitious ways.

A CSU-partnered study on the Colorado cannabis industry found that nearly half of the workers in the industry received little to no health and safety training. (Jamie Rankin | Collegian) Photo credit: Jamie Rankin

Seriously: Ramskellar to host sweet smoking sesh

CJ Ash • March 31, 2018

Colorado is famous for being the first state to legalize marijuana. This year, students can celebrate the marijuana-themed holiday, April 20, on campus. Ramskellar is set to host their own 4/20 event: "Ramskellar...

Seriously: ASCSU to adopt ritual combat system

Seriously: ASCSU to adopt ritual combat system

Ethan Vassar • March 24, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended.  Fort...

Following his resignation from the Colorado State University men's basketball team, former head coach Larry Eustachy was hired as a barista for Morgan's Grind, located in the Morgan Library. (Photo illustration by Haley Candelario)

Seriously: Larry Eustachy gets job at Morgan’s Grind

Ty Betts • March 5, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. Fort...

Seriously: CSU Dining Hall partners with Casa Bonita restaurant

Seriously: CSU Dining Hall partners with Casa Bonita restaurant

Allec Brust • February 27, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

The Colorado State football team stretches before picking up the ball to kick off the 2017 season at the new on campus stadium. . (Jack Starkebaum | Collegian)

Seriously: Tony Frank announces plans for a new new stadium

Ethan Vassar • February 15, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian's opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

How can one not help but salviate to the sight of this cool, refreshing New Belgium beer? Fort Collins residents and the like will take over the streets this Saturday to drink good beer and show their excentric side during the annual Tour de Fat.

SERIOUSLY: FOMO plagues Colorado State University

Lauren Willson • January 30, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the opinion section of the Collegian. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject...

Seriously: CSU meatpacking facility switches to kombucha

Seriously: CSU meatpacking facility switches to kombucha

Ty Betts • January 18, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject to being...

Seriously: Entire ASCSU student body to be impeached

Seriously: Entire ASCSU student body to be impeached

Allec Brust • November 29, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editors notes are subject to being...

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