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April Fools': CSU’s Ram’s Horn Dining Center to expand overseas in Europe

April Fools’: CSU’s Ram’s Horn Dining Center to expand overseas in Europe

Carmy Aioli, Staff Reporter • April 1, 2024

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools': Bondi Beach Bar announces bold new marketing strategy

April Fools’: Bondi Beach Bar announces bold new marketing strategy

Brandy Alexander, Lowkey Bondi Enjoyer • April 1, 2024

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools': Campus preacher quits religion for rapping

April Fools’: Campus preacher quits religion for rapping

Ezekiel SoundCloud, Collegian Columnist • April 1, 2024
Beelzebub Christensen doesn’t follow God anymore — he claims his new Bible is Eminem’s "Lose Yourself." Christensen’s job as a campus preacher came to an abrupt end last Tuesday. After 15 years of recruiting Colorado State University students who exclusively wear suits and lost high schoolers on tours to join the Fort Collins Evangelist Church, Christensen had a different religious awakening.
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April Fools’: CSU should insert trackers into students

Dominant Lee, Opinion Editor • April 1, 2024
Congratulations! You have signed your enrollment papers with Colorado State University and are ready for the next step: the insertion of a tracker into your neck. It's the perfect way for your new home to keep tabs on where you are at all times and help your instructors know if you really skipped their class because you had a doctor’s appointment or if you just slept in.
April Fools': Recent NCAA softball rule change has players perplexed

April Fools’: Recent NCAA softball rule change has players perplexed

Ye Olde Sewage, Rule Follower • April 1, 2024

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

The main entrance of Moby Arena from Plum Street March 12.

April Fools’: Niko Medved creates basketball players in lab under Moby Arena

Blarrell Dair, Last Option • April 1, 2024

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools': New anti-squirrel store opens in response to CSU state of emergency

April Fools’: New anti-squirrel store opens in response to CSU state of emergency

Carmy Aioli, Staff Reporter • April 1, 2024

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

A translucent sign with the ASCSU logo in the center of a wood-paneled wall, flanked by the American flag on the left and Colorado flag on the right. A podium is below the sign.

This week in ASCSU: Disabled student transportation

Sam Hutton, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2024

The Associated Students of Colorado State University convened March 27 for the 24th session of the 53rd senate. The session began with executive reports, in which President Nick DeSalvo provided an...

Freshman Kyle Bigley celebrates after a shotput throw at the Jack Christiansen Invitational.

Rams battle weather, set records at Jack Christiansen Invitational

Adam Gross, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2024

Colorado weather is especially favorable for track and field athletes attempting to set personal records. Friday's rain at the Jack Christiansen Invitational in Fort Collins left an inexperienced group...

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UNC Tiene un Nuevo Programa de Matrícula para Aliviar la Carga Financiera de los Estudiantes

Tyler Weatherwax • March 28, 2024

  Nota del editor: Puedes leer la versión en ingles de este artículo aquí. Traducción de Madison Kratochivil Algunos estudiantes de la Universidad del Norte de Colorado verán algunos...

Colorado State University students celebrate Niko Medved's 100 wins at CSU at the men's basketball game against Denver University Dec. 6, 2023. CSU won 90-80.

2024 CSU men’s basketball transfer portal tracker

Damon Cook, Sports Editor • March 28, 2024

Editors Note: This post will continue to be updated as new players announce where they will be playing next season. Every year there are transfers in and out of nearly every Division I program across...

Colorado State University guard Isaiah Stevens dribbles the ball at the top of the arc against The University of Texas at Austin in the NCAA tournament March 21. CSU lost 56-44.

Looking back at best moments from CSU men’s basketball season

Damon Cook, Sports Editor • March 28, 2024

All good things come to an end. Unfortunately for Colorado State men’s basketball, that end came against Texas in the NCAA tournament. Along with the end of the season, the loss marked the end of...

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