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The Rocky Mountain Collegian

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The Rocky Mountain Collegian

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The Rocky Mountain Collegian

April Fools' Day

A fireman stares at the homecoming bonfire while tending to it. (Matt Tackett | Collegian)

SERIOUSLY: CSU super fan burns entire closet after watching Marie Kondo’s “Tidying Up”

Ashley Potts March 31, 2019

Colorado State University Police responded to a call yesterday afternoon after multiple parties reported seeing smoke near Braiden Hall. Students walking on the sidewalk around the dorm building said...

A goose watches over the CSU Lagoon. It has long been thought by students and conspiracy theorists that the University is controlled by geese. (Forrest Gump | YeeHaw Junction)

Democratic geese secretly running University

Dorina Vida and Emily Girschick March 31, 2019

It has long been theorized by students and residents of Fort Collins that Front Range geese are more than the average bird. Now, recent discoveries by Yeehaw Junction have uncovered a startling discovery:...

A couple of Colorado State University volleyball fans watch the warmups before the CSU basketball game against Fresno State on Thursday evening. (Forrest Czarnecki | Collegian)

SERIOUSLY: CSU offers to pay students to stay past halftime

Forrest Czarnecki March 31, 2019

Colorado State University students may be able to earn back their student loan debt starting next fall. The University recently announced plans to keep students in the stands past halftime, or through...

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Tabs of acid

SERIOUSLY: Yeehaw Junction writers lose creative spark after LSD operation busted

Marshall Dunham March 31, 2019

Citing a lethargic attitude and saying "the magic just wasn’t there anymore,” writers at Yeehaw Junction ran up against massive amounts of writer’s block following the bust of an LSD operation...

Colorado State University president Tony Frank poses on the sidewalk. 
(Photos courtesy of The Collegian and Twitter)

What Tony Frank does in a day

Ty Davis March 31, 2019

Many of you know Colorado State University president Tony Frank is an eccentric man notorious for his long and often rambling emails. What you might not know is the full extent of his eccentric personality....

Collegian Reviews (Illustration by Caleb Carpenter | Collegian)

SERIOUSLY: Rihanna releases highly anticipated ninth album

Jorge Espinoza March 31, 2019

After a 1,158 day wait between albums, the inventor of pop music, Rihanna, has finally released her long-awaited ninth studio album reminding fans why she’s worth the wait. The self-titled album "Fenty" is...

The Andrew G. Clark building provides classrooms and offices to students and staff Feb. 25, 2019. (Matt Begeman | Collegian)

JMC offering class in writing fake news, conspiracy theories

Ravyn Cullor March 31, 2019

The Colorado State University Department of Journalism and Media Communications announced it will offer a writing class in Fake News and Conspiracy Theories next fall. Debbie O'Hara, the professor slated...

The Netflix original series "Love" returns for its third and final season. Photo courtesy of Netflix.

SERIOUSLY: Netflix orders 11 more seasons of ’13 Reasons Why’ against audience wishes

Elena Waldman March 31, 2019

Despite audience pleas to cancel the series, Netflix has just ordered 11 more seasons of “13 Reasons Why.” Each season will utilize a different telecommunications method to drive the plot, creating...

Music performance major, Miranda Deblauwe reads her horoscope outs of The Rooster magazine on Wednesday, August 29. (Photo illustration by Natalie Dyer|Collegian)

Head to Head: Astrology is the most accurate science

Leta McWilliams March 31, 2019

Many fields of science in today's society are up for debate on whether or not their findings are true. Among these burning trash heaps of falsity, rises one star: astrology.  Fake news is an epidemic,...

The Lory Student Center parking lot is full from the time classes start until they end.

Colorado State University parking remains unparalleled

Laura Studley March 31, 2019

Known for its abundance of spaces and cheap fees, parking lots at Colorado State University are world-renowned.  Parking at CSU has been called exemplary by students for years, but recently the University...

Rocky Mountain National Park (Photo courtesy of Michael Berg)

Head to Head: Astrology is the most bullshit science

Guest Author March 31, 2019

As inspiring as the stars are in all their cosmic beauty, classifying astrology as a science is for those out of tune with this planet. Considering astrology as a legitimate science is disrespectful to...

Cam the Ram shows off the State Pride gear at the beginning of the game against Boise State on Saturday, Nov. 11, 2017. (Ashley Potts | Collegian)

SERIOUSLY: Chad Clark spills over-priced stadium beer, blames everyone but himself

Tyler Meguire March 31, 2019

Chad Clark sat down on the uncomfortable steel bleachers at Canvas Stadium and instantly spilled his overpriced beer. Football fans across the nation have the ever-lasting problem of buying an expensive...

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