April Fools' Day Archives - Page 3 of 11 - The Rocky Mountain Collegian

April Fools’: Niko Medved creates basketball players in lab under Moby Arena

Blarrell Dair, Last Option • April 1, 2024

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools’: New anti-squirrel store opens in response to CSU state of emergency

Carmy Aioli, Staff Reporter • April 1, 2024

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools: CSU student breaks cannabis world record

Tacky Pocky, Cannabis collector • April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: Ram’s Horn to become on-campus rave spot

Samy Gentle, Rave Reporter • April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools: Cage fights discovered in Clark basement

Goose Chaser, Cage Fighting Expert • April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: Frat pup reveals all about being raised by ‘the boys’

Iguana Secrets, Canine Columbnist • April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: New softball fields provide opportunity for underground bunkers

Emma Aspirin, Sports Reporter • April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: Clark renovation canceled

Shaquia O’Lean, Clark Expert • April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools: CSU addresses new dress code

Emmalee Krieg, Staff Reporter • April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: ‘The Last of Us’ shows CSU history, inspiring new fungi studies

Catholic Art, Hisstoric Reporter • April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools: Cam the Ram pulls FoCo out of gold, black darkness

Damon Chef, Staff Reporter • April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: Lucy Strain gave me unlimited brain access all at once

Bella Eckburg, Opinion Director • April 1, 2023

The Collegian cannabis desk covers a plethora of issues, tips and tricks and more — all related to the interesting effects and uses of cannabis. Strain reviews also often pop up within our publication, where a reporter picks a cannabis strain and reviews its amazing qualities — from aroma to color to the type of high you’d get by consuming it yourself.