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Seriously is a satire blog and subset of the Collegian offering commentary on Colorado State University and the Fort Collins community in the style of The Onion. Real names may be used in fictitious or semi-fictitious ways.

Tony Frank could possibly take Jordyn Woods' spot as Kylie Jenner's new best friend. (Photo Illustration by Ethan Vassar)

Seriously: Tony Frank wants to be friends with Kylie Jenner

Ethan Vassar • February 26, 2019

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

Tony Frank proudly presents his handwritten scholarship to be received by student Christian Nairn.

Seriously: Student gets scholarship for holding open door

Ethan Vassar • February 21, 2019

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. Contrary...

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Seriously: CSU reaches man bun capacity, reports hipster

Marshall Dunham • February 20, 2019

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended.  In...

Tony Frank speaks at the revealing of the refurbished Old Main bell. (Ashley Potts | Collegian)

Seriously: Tony Frank stands with 21 Savage

Ethan Vassar • February 11, 2019

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

Mother holds child in the mountains

Seriously: Progressive parents let children pick their own names

Abby Vander • February 6, 2019

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

Seriously: Student fed up with University's spending on condoms

Seriously: Student fed up with University’s spending on condoms

Ethan Vassar • February 5, 2019

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

Dr. Daniel Birmingham shares his research on addressing systemic barriers in science classrooms in the Lory Student Center Tuesday afternoon for The Center of Racial Justice Research and Advocacy's Spring colloquial series. (Brooke Buchan | Collegian)

Vassar: Student drops class following failed syllabus quiz

Ethan Vassar • January 30, 2019

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

During December, Old Town Fort Collins is home to a Santa Clause who is trilangual. His languages include English, Spanish, Portuguese, and he is working on French. (Ryan Arb | Collegian)

Seriously: Students want Tony Frank to dress up as Santa

Ethan Vassar • December 10, 2018

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

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Seriously: Facebook commenter leads valiant anti-Collegian crusade

Katie Lindberg • November 13, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. Fort...

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