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April Fools: Nut tier list

First Mate Corndog, Nut Ranker • March 30, 2022

As journalists, we discuss a lot of controversial topics. From politics to war to deadly viruses, our newsroom has faced heated discussions and debates. Nothing has challenged our thinking, opened our...

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April Fools: RAMweb crashes during ASCSU voting

Meow Hiss, Newz Reporter • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

Come to Morgan's Grind for your daily dose of grass. (by Argh von Pirate)

April Fools: Morgan’s Grind to become dispensary

Hayden Harrrrley, Cannabis Director • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

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April Fools: Simply Cooking: Sweet or savory pudding

Sus Sierra, Chef Pirate • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

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April Fools: Men and women can never be ‘just friends’

Burnt Egg, Professional Gossip • March 30, 2022
As a college kid, you may have come across the sentiment that guys and girls can never be simply friends due to their innate attraction to one another, leaving no space for platonic love — only sex; however, I’d take it one step further and say men and women should never be friends in the first place.  As a certified girl’s girl — a glitter-loving, dramatic and taking-up-more-space-than-allocated girl — I have the wits about me to say it’s not that girls can’t be friends with men, it’s that we biologically should not be friends with them. We’re just wired differently.
The crime scene of a missing joint March 29. (Photo illustration by Look! A Seal | The Daily Bilge)

April Fools: Have you seen this joint?

Graybeard Acri, Cannabis crime reporter • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools: Niko Medved extends time at CSU to join Moby Outlaws

Carson Lame, Sprots Editro • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

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