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Seriously: Collegian editor gone missing while investigating mattress scandal

Cody Cooke March 25, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: Employee speaks on the mattress store scandal

Paul Brull March 18, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: Longmont mattress store site of shootout

Cat Blouch March 11, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: Student body works to prolong pandemic, avoid common decency

Abby Vander March 9, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: What your business concentration says about you

Cat Blouch February 23, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: Fort Collins mattress store busted for drugs

Cody Cooke February 23, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: Frat wins Nobel Peace Prize for feminist allyship

Corinne Neustadter February 17, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: Top 10 red flags that come with dating men

Cat Blouch February 9, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: College students could be responsible for large PS5 theft

Mason Holitza February 4, 2021

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. Nearly a decade ago, when...

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Seriously: Harvard scientist discovers 2020’s time dilation

Paul Brull December 8, 2020

 Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: You should join the church of Remy from ‘Ratatouille’

Cat Blouch November 11, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: 7 responsibilities that students did not anticipate

Joslyn Orji November 9, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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