“Huh—it’s not bad here,” Brian Freedman said.Freedman is an undeclared freshman who has found the state of Colorado to far surpass his expectations.That's because he had no expectations.“Honestly,...

"Wow!""Amazing.""How incredible."So said a group of Colorado State University students upon their life-changing discovery that the small college town in which they live had microbreweries.Yeah. You heard...

Colorado State University freshman business major Sam Bakerson returned to his dorm a week ago — and some things just do not compare to back home. “I’m stoked to be back," Bakerson said. "I feel...

Nick Thompson, a junior business major, has found himself very busy with matters of business. “Well, not that it’s any of your business, but I have become busy with the business of creating a business,”...

At 11:41 p.m. last Thursday night, Eric Johnson, a white 22-year-old business major, found himself suddenly becoming a rap expert. “I saw the change, it became quite apparent that he was different than...

Note: This blog is satirical.With dark circles under his eyes and several cans of empty red bulls under his desk — Robert Nickels is searching.He is searching for what many say he just cannot find.Nickels,...