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Seriously: 7 responsibilities that students did not anticipate

Joslyn Orji • November 9, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: Satan calls Joe Biden’s ‘soul of the nation’ campaign a misnomer

Paul Brull • November 3, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: 5 scariest things to look out for this Halloween

Joslyn Orji • October 28, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: CSU presidential debates prove a productive enterprise

Paul Brull • October 21, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: CSU researchers use doomsayers to predict 2020 events

Paul Brull • October 6, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: 10 reasons why you shouldn’t vote

Cat Blouch • October 4, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: Discussion boards save higher education

Paul Brull • September 28, 2020

 Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: 5 legitimate reasons to throw a party during a pandemic

Katrina Leibee • September 16, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: Archives deleted after editor disinfects keyboards

Abby Vander • August 30, 2020

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

Seriously: CSU's daily symptom checker could solve the pandemic

Seriously: CSU’s daily symptom checker could solve the pandemic

Cody Cooke • August 26, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: Top 5 ways to socialize while social distancing

Corinne Neustadter • August 18, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: Joyce McConnell’s emails are single-handedly curing COVID-19

Katrina Leibee • April 26, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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