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Drugged Up Star Wars (Spoilers)

January 18, 2016

I personally loved the new movie, but I feel like I would have seen it in a whole different light if I watched it after anesthesia. Although, if I'm honest, I'd probably be napping after anesthesia. "There's...

The Air Guitar Workout

January 15, 2016

Beats getting sweaty at a gym in front of 30 strangers, am I right? "Tired of sitting on your axe? Looking for a way to get your motor running? A fitness writer and self-proclaimed "gym rat" in Portland,...

Florida. Just, Florida

January 15, 2016

Oh Florida. Someday, someday you will be normal. "A crocodile apparently decided a morning dip in a Florida Keys swimming pool was just the thing. Monroe County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Becky Herrin...

A Suit for Your Member (NSFW)

January 14, 2016

Make Netflix and Chill a black tie affair. And for a PSA, boys, please derobe your member before use, your lady will thank you later. "A new tuxedo designed for the male sex organ puts "de boner" in debonaire. The...

The X-Files and the FBI

January 14, 2016

My mom loved these alien shows when I was little. That said, I can never tell her about this article, because if she even thought that the stories were true, we’d all be in for a treat. “Alien conspiracies,...

Adam Driver Cat Gets Adopted

January 13, 2016

So, if you missed this, there was a cat picture circulating because people thought it looked like Adam Driver, the actor who plays Kylo Ren in the latest Star Wars. Personally, I didn't see it, but the...

Know Your Sex Slang (NSFW)

January 13, 2016

As if there weren't enough words for doing the dirty, here are 11 more of them. Yes, Netflix and Chill made the list. You're welcome. "Millennials say the darnedest (and dirtiest) things. But seriously,...

The Pregnancy Selfie We Needed

January 12, 2016

Pregnancy. It’s a glamorized or exaggerated affair, where you either feel like you will have a rosy glow and have a flat stomach a week after birth, or be sick and on the toilet the whole nine months...

The Weird News Quiz

January 12, 2016

Here at AltLife, we've covered some weird things. From men who paint with their members to professional mermaids to barbie women to a man paddling a pumpkin down a river, we have seen it all. But can...

The Paddle and the Whale

January 11, 2016

What happens in Hawaii, apparently doesn’t stay in Hawaii. But with a story as spectacular as this one, I’m glad it d idn’t/ “When you vacation in Hawaii, it's only natural to expect a magical...

Campaign Confronts Rape Culture

January 11, 2016

A new movement is shaking up the social justice world, and it is a campaign that everyone should get behind. “"Not an invitation." "Marriage is not consent."  "I don't want my daughter to be the...

An Alternative View: Star Wars VII – The Worst Movie Yet

January 8, 2016

With Star Wars still breaking the box office, the bank, and every record book in sight, it may be time to see the alternative view of the movie, that everything is not as it seems. "Christmas Day, I...

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