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A Suit for Your Member (NSFW)

Make Netflix and Chill a black tie affair. And for a PSA, boys, please derobe your member before use, your lady will thank you later.

“A new tuxedo designed for the male sex organ puts “de boner” in debonaire.

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The aptly named “Tux,” is a one-size-fits-all penis product. It is hewn from satin and comes with a bow tie.

Created by Lelo.com, a Stockholm-based sex products company, this tuxedo for the tallywacker stays on the shaft with the help of a band that, to quote the website, “slips comfortably behind the male undercarriage.”

The ballsy product came during a discussion about the gap “between the expectations for women to dress sexy and the expectations for men,” Lelo CEO Steve Thomsen told The Huffington Post.”

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