Recent college graduate James Heath is a week into what he was anticipating to be “the best summer ever.”On Saturday, he drank one too many celebratory margaritas and drunk texted his ex-girlfriend.“I...

Last Tuesday, Republican nominee hopeful Ben Carson added to an already bizarre campaign by stating on Fox Business Network's Cavuto Coast to Coast his opposition to putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill....

On her Wednesday lunch break, junior biology major Janet Tereson ordered a latte, but when her drink came out, it tasted like a mocha. Following receiving the incorrect order, Tereson sat herself down....

Sophomore biomedical sciences major Brittany Lindorf was scrolling through Tinder when she stumbled upon a 22-year-old man who proclaimed himself a proud Coloradan. According to his biography, he likes...

A local unidentified man sat in the corner of a coffee shop Friday morning by himself. He sat at a table that had no other people sitting at it. The man appeared to be playing a game on his computer...

A true hero, junior animal science major Margaret Bachston, sat through her entire class session resisting her urge to itch herself."I didn't know if I could make it, but I sure did," Bachston said. "I...

Note: This article is satirical and does not reflect the view or opinions represented by the Collegian Editorial Board. Happy April Fool’s day! If you’re like anyone on our staff, the day can tend...

Spring is here! With all this crazy switching from sunny days to snow storms, it's hard to properly dress for the occasion. Here at Seriously we’ve compiled all the must-haves for this season.  A...

On a romantic first date to Chipotle, a local couple tested waters to see if they have anything in common. The two’s magic first sparked when they met drunk at their cool friend Seth’s house. They...

So you are back from break. And missing it already.Whether you visited family in Texas, went to sandy beaches of a foreign land (like Florida!), or walked outdoors briefly on the way to work, you probably...

Gerard Richard plans to use his spring break to catch up on things he has let build up.The list of to-dos includes homework, reading a book his friend lent him, deep conditioning his carpet and plotting...

Senior English major Taylor LaHera found just the right balance of unhealthy thoughts to keep going."I try to think about how meaningless our fragile human existences are just as much as I think about...