Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian's opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor's notes are subject to being...

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian's opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor's notes are subject to being...

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor's notes are subject to being...

Editors note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian's opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor's notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editors notes are subject to being...

Editors note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editors notes are subject to being offended.  FORT...

  Editor's Note: Seriously is a satire column, which may or may not use real names in fictitious or semi-fictitious ways.  FORT COLLINS-- Colorado State University President Tony Frank recently...