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Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. If there's one silver lining...

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. The sad reality is if the...

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. The other day I was talking...

Aries (March 21-April 19) There is a big change. Everything is altered. This is a beautiful opportunity to expand upon yourself in a way that you would never have been able to before. Taurus (April...

Dear readers,  Well, as the saying goes, this is the end of the line. Unfortunately, we have printed the last edition of The Collegian for the spring semester of 2020.  While it breaks my heart to...

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. Although we may be growing...

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. COVID-19 has caused our...

Aries (March 21-April 19) You need for the people who around you to be intellectually stimulating. You like to live beyond the surface, and there’s no use in being bored. Taurus (April 20-May 20)...

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. More than 98% of college-aged...

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. University President Joyce...

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. It’s finally here — spring...