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April Fools' Day

Some special ingredients in a bowl

April Fools: Simply Cooking: Sweet or savory pudding

Sus Sierra, Chef Pirate March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

A graphic of an angry man and woman with a friendship rainbow behind them.

April Fools: Men and women can never be ‘just friends’

Burnt Egg, Professional Gossip March 30, 2022
As a college kid, you may have come across the sentiment that guys and girls can never be simply friends due to their innate attraction to one another, leaving no space for platonic love — only sex; however, I’d take it one step further and say men and women should never be friends in the first place.  As a certified girl’s girl — a glitter-loving, dramatic and taking-up-more-space-than-allocated girl — I have the wits about me to say it’s not that girls can’t be friends with men, it’s that we biologically should not be friends with them. We’re just wired differently.
The crime scene of a missing joint March 29. (Photo illustration by Look! A Seal | The Daily Bilge)

April Fools: Have you seen this joint?

Graybeard Acri, Cannabis crime reporter March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools: Niko Medved extends time at CSU to join Moby Outlaws

Carson Lame, Sprots Editro March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

The incredibly ripped and uncontrollably attractive Mayor CAM stands at the entrance to Uncanny Valley, Colorado. (Smack Attackit | The Unprecedented Times)

CAM the Ram advocates for geese as mayor of Uncanny Valley

Abby Vander April 1, 2021

Students on Colorado State University’s campus are noticing that their beloved CAM the Ram has been looking a bit different lately.  While in past semesters CAM appeared in Ram form, this semester...

The Newly added Marlboro Mezzanine in Canvas Stadium March 29. In an effort to promote healthier alternatives to vaping, The Athletics department has decided to drop the New Belgium partnership in favor of a partnership with Marlboro Cigarettes. In a statement, Marlboro President of Operations, Bronc Chitis said "We are looking forward to our partnership with CSU and hope this partnership will not fail for a lung lung time" (Grandiose Frames | The Unprecedented Times)

CSU drops New Belgium, picks up Marlboro

Tyler Meguire March 31, 2021

Colorado State University's athletic department has announced plans to break its partnership with the New Belgium Brewing Company and add Marlboro Cigarettes as a new official partner, sources tell...

(Illustration by Amy Noble, Rachel Macias, Katrina Clasen | The Collegian)

Horoscopes 4/1/21

Jorge Espinoza March 31, 2021

April Fools' Day horoscopes are meant to be taken with a grain of salt. While the stars never lie, today's the only day you're allowed to be in denial about what the stars have in store for you. Horoscopes...

Colorado State running back Joyce McConnell exits the gauntlet machine at Spring Football camp. In an effort to mend the relationship between Athletics and University Administration, Head Football coach Steve Addazio has offered a half-ride scholarship to CSU President Joyce McConnell to fill the team's need for a running back. (Grandiose Frames | The Unprecedented Times)

Addazio recruits McConnell prior to fall season

Scott Nies March 31, 2021

Steve Addazio has had a rough start to his tenure as the Colorado State football team's head coach. Whether it was the scathing claims made by The Coloradoan, the subsequent departmentwide investigation...

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