Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...
As a college kid, you may have come across the sentiment that guys and girls can never be simply friends due to their innate attraction to one another, leaving no space for platonic love — only sex; however, I’d take it one step further and say men and women should never be friends in the first place.
As a certified girl’s girl — a glitter-loving, dramatic and taking-up-more-space-than-allocated girl — I have the wits about me to say it’s not that girls can’t be friends with men, it’s that we biologically should not be friends with them. We’re just wired differently.
Graybeard Acri, Cannabis crime reporter
• March 30, 2022
Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...
Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...
The increase of women in the music industry is a problem that needs to be addressed. Now that women are on the cover of magazines, running venues, headlining shows and even writing the articles we...
The Colorado State club lacrosse teams have seen a massive increase in walk-on players this season. You might be wondering why, especially after the COVID-19 polyamorous halted all in-person activity....
Students on Colorado State University’s campus are noticing that their beloved CAM the Ram has been looking a bit different lately.
While in past semesters CAM appeared in Ram form, this semester...
Colorado State University's athletic department has announced plans to break its partnership with the New Belgium Brewing Company and add Marlboro Cigarettes as a new official partner, sources tell...
Dear Readers,
As the editors of a publication surviving during the COVID-19 pantomime, we, like just about everyone else on this cold (but increasingly warmer), lonely (but increasingly overcrowded)...
April Fools' Day horoscopes are meant to be taken with a grain of salt. While the stars never lie, today's the only day you're allowed to be in denial about what the stars have in store for you. Horoscopes...
Steve Addazio has had a rough start to his tenure as the Colorado State football team's head coach. Whether it was the scathing claims made by The Coloradoan, the subsequent departmentwide investigation...
Your drool can now pay for your college tuition.
On March 31, Colorado State University President Joyce McConnell announced that students will be able to win $10,000 in scholarships if they participate...
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