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Seriously: 5 redeeming Trump facts you didn’t know

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick August 12, 2016

Lame-stream media has no problem constantly bashing presidential candidate Donald Trump for behaviors they deem “racist”, “sexist” or "just generally f*cked up". However, there are some facts...

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Seriously: Local mother worries son’s new girlfriend is a tramp

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick July 12, 2016

Although she “liked” the Facebook status that claimed her second-born son was "In a Relationship", local mother Kathryn Richards has her concerns.“She sure seems to dress ... interestingly,” said...

CSU President Tony Frank will spoke at the Fall Address on Aug. 31 (Collegian file photo).

Seriously: Tony Frank announces creation of Administrative Oversight of Advisory Committees Executive Review Board

Sean Kennedy July 6, 2016

FORT COLLINS- Calling the move a "commitment to top-quality analysis of our analyzing strategies at Colorado State," CSU President Tony Frank announced today the university's formation of the Administrative...

Seriously: A summer juice cleanse is just what you need, but it won’t make Tyler come back to you

Seriously: A summer juice cleanse is just what you need, but it won’t make Tyler come back to you

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick July 2, 2016

Summer is the perfect time to finally try out that juice-cleanse craze. Do your body right and use the natural power of nature that is all-natural. With this plan, being an Instagram-worthy, mason-jar...

Seriously: EU awkwardly calls Liechtenstein day after breakup with U.K.

Seriously: EU awkwardly calls Liechtenstein day after breakup with U.K.

Sean Kennedy June 25, 2016

In a move that some described as "awkward as hell" and was said to "reek of desperation", the European Union reportedly called Liechtenstein on Friday, only a day after its breakup with the United Kingdom."I...

Vice Presidential Candidate Paul Ryan speaks for his campaign at Walker Manufacturing, a local lawn mower manufacture, on E. Harmony Rd. in Fort Collins Wednesday. Ryan spoke in support of small businesses and the state of the nation's economy.

Seriously: Following Paul Ryan’s moment of silence, God decides to end gun violence in America

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick June 19, 2016

In a bold move on Monday, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan called for a moment of silence for the victims of the Orlando massacre on the House floor. “I was really motivated by his complacency and...

Seriously: Homeland Security says U.S. catches “so many” terrorists

Sean Kennedy June 17, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Meeting with reporters just outside Capitol Hill, Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson reaffirmed his department's crucial role in defending America from terror threats."In the...

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Seriously: A summer style guide just for you (applicable to every gender, age, location and profession)

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick June 11, 2016

Summer is fun, but being clueless about all the trendy seasonal styles is a major bummer. To avoid such bummers, we have compiled all the looks that you need to rock this summer. Shades are great!Look...

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Seriously: Girl hopes for celebrity career pathetic enough to appear on Dancing with the Stars

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick June 3, 2016

Youth is a time for dreams, a time to innocently wonder, "who will I become?", "how are babies made?" and "what are the consequences of flashing everybody in this grocery store right now?"Jessie Williamson,...

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Seriously: 5 ways to get (and keep!) the boy

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick May 25, 2016

Right now, you are likely in the throws of a summer fling, and if you’re not, you probably desperately wish you were.Either way, here are some simple tips to get (or keep!) the boy:1. Leave out a simple...

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Seriously: Best summer ever off to great start

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick May 20, 2016

Recent college graduate James Heath is a week into what he was anticipating to be “the best summer ever.”On Saturday, he drank one too many celebratory margaritas and drunk texted his ex-girlfriend.“I...

Seriously: Experts feel like Ben Carson has just been really high this whole time

Seriously: Experts feel like Ben Carson has just been really high this whole time

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick April 28, 2016

Last Tuesday, Republican nominee hopeful Ben Carson added to an already bizarre campaign by stating on Fox Business Network's Cavuto Coast to Coast his opposition to putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill....

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