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President Tony Frank reads a copy of the Collegian. (Photo Credit: Megan Fischer)

Seriously: Tony Frank caught writing mean comments on Collegian Facebook page

Ryan Tougaw • March 31, 2018

Colorado State University President Tony Frank was caught in the act of writing off-color comments on The Collegian's website late Friday night. Frank, writing under the pseudonym “Frony Tank,” was...

Seriously: ASCSU to adopt ritual combat system

Seriously: ASCSU to adopt ritual combat system

Ethan Vassar • March 24, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended.  Fort...

Seriously: Local man defending white supremacy realizes he’s a white supremacist

Seriously: Local man defending white supremacy realizes he’s a white supremacist

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick • March 6, 2018
After repeatedly defending the promotion of and actions of white supremacist groups online for over a year now, a local man finally realized he is a white supremacist.
Following his resignation from the Colorado State University men's basketball team, former head coach Larry Eustachy was hired as a barista for Morgan's Grind, located in the Morgan Library. (Photo illustration by Haley Candelario)

Seriously: Larry Eustachy gets job at Morgan’s Grind

Ty Betts • March 5, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. Fort...

Seriously: CSU Dining Hall partners with Casa Bonita restaurant

Seriously: CSU Dining Hall partners with Casa Bonita restaurant

Allec Brust • February 27, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

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Seriously: Did Tony Frank give CSU a snow day?

Mikaela Rodenbaugh • February 20, 2018
Did Tony Frank give CSU a snow day?
The Colorado State football team stretches before picking up the ball to kick off the 2017 season at the new on campus stadium. . (Jack Starkebaum | Collegian)

Seriously: Tony Frank announces plans for a new new stadium

Ethan Vassar • February 15, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian's opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

How can one not help but salviate to the sight of this cool, refreshing New Belgium beer? Fort Collins residents and the like will take over the streets this Saturday to drink good beer and show their excentric side during the annual Tour de Fat.

SERIOUSLY: FOMO plagues Colorado State University

Lauren Willson • January 30, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the opinion section of the Collegian. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject...

Seriously: CSU meatpacking facility switches to kombucha

Seriously: CSU meatpacking facility switches to kombucha

Ty Betts • January 18, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject to being...

A squirrel plays hide n' seek while eating in the Plant Environment Experiment Center on campus. As many know, the squirrels on campus can be surprisingly social.

SERIOUSLY: Colorado State University squirrels now a different species

Lauren Willson • December 7, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the opinion section of the Collegian. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject...

Seriously: Entire ASCSU student body to be impeached

Seriously: Entire ASCSU student body to be impeached

Allec Brust • November 29, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editors notes are subject to being...

Image courtesy of browniesfordinner via Flickr.

SERIOUSLY: ‘I am going to eat all the pie’ says student on Fall break

Zach Bermejo • November 23, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject to being...

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