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Seriously: ASCSU to adopt ritual combat system

Ethan Vassar • March 24, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. Fort...

Seriously: Local man defending white supremacy realizes he’s a white supremacist

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick • March 6, 2018

After repeatedly defending the promotion of and actions of white supremacist groups online for over a year now, a local man finally realized he is a white supremacist.

Seriously: Larry Eustachy gets job at Morgan’s Grind

Ty Betts • March 5, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. Fort...

Seriously: CSU Dining Hall partners with Casa Bonita restaurant

Allec Brust • February 27, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

Seriously: Did Tony Frank give CSU a snow day?

Mikaela Rodenbaugh • February 20, 2018

Did Tony Frank give CSU a snow day?

Seriously: Tony Frank announces plans for a new new stadium

Ethan Vassar • February 15, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian's opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

SERIOUSLY: FOMO plagues Colorado State University

Lauren Willson • January 30, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the opinion section of the Collegian. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject...

Seriously: CSU meatpacking facility switches to kombucha

Ty Betts • January 18, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject to being...

SERIOUSLY: Colorado State University squirrels now a different species

Lauren Willson • December 7, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the opinion section of the Collegian. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject...

Seriously: Entire ASCSU student body to be impeached

Allec Brust • November 29, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editors notes are subject to being...

SERIOUSLY: ‘I am going to eat all the pie’ says student on Fall break

Zach Bermejo • November 23, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject to being...

Seriously: Mandatory CSU teacher-parent conferences to occur after break

Ty Betts • November 16, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject to being...