Blame the economy: Colorado school teacher robs bank in a beekeeper’s mask

Don't worry, that red stuff isn't blood. It's just an exploded dye pack. Courtesy of Wikipedia.
Don’t worry, that red stuff isn’t blood. It’s just an exploded dye pack. Courtesy of Wikipedia.

I guess times really are tough.

Christian Paetsh, a former Douglas County School teacher, has been charged with counts of armed bank robbery and brandishing a firearm, according to www.ourcoloradonews.com, after attempting to rob a bank on June 2.

His choice in identity concealment: a beekeeper’s helmet. I imagine those cost more than the common panty house, but I guess when you leave home to rob a bank you just use whatever’s lying around. After all, bank robbery is no decision not to take lightly.

Or maybe he was just running away from an angry bee hive …