Articles Archives - Page 14 of 1992 - The Rocky Mountain Collegian

April Fools’: The Collegina chosen to replace AP in White House press corps, coverage changes promised

Ham Slutton, Nonsense Senator • April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools’: ASCSU implements RamJail as new principle of community

Autism Memory, Nonsense Senator • April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools’: CSU condones dueling on campus to settle student disputes

Astronomically Stressed, Headache in Chief • April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not...

April Fools’: CSU prepares to say goodbye to Amy Parsons, hello to Slim Blondee

Rizzle Cigcrust, Farts and enter-painment editor • April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools’: LeBron James joins CSU men’s basketball

Mark Fischer, Staff Reporter • April 1, 2025

LeBron James shocked the world with his recent commitment to Colorado State men's basketball. Bryce James, who is currently a senior in high school, recently announced his intent to play for the Rams....

April Fools’: Nick DeSalvo cloning scandal unearthed in chem research building

Cosmic Misfortune, Photo Director • April 1, 2025

A secret cloning facility underneath Colorado State University’s Chemistry Research Building was discovered by university staff March 31. With it, evidence of an experiment on Associated Students of...

April Fools’: CSU Athletics set to officially rebrand CAM the Ram mascot in 2027

Alexander Mason, Staff Reporter • April 1, 2025

Colorado State University plans to rebrand its school mascot to the Blue Razorbacks, officially taking effect Fall 2027. The change marks an end to the 71-year-long CAM the Ram mascot era. This all...

CSU tennis shows improvement in loss against San Diego State

Mason Ford, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2025

Colorado State tennis has shown signs of improvement in every dual, with Sunday being no exception. Despite the 4-2 loss to San Diego State, the Rams fought hard. CSU put it all onto the court, fighting...

Kyan Evans enters transfer portal, CSU men’s basketball awaits decision

Michael Hovey, Sports Editor • March 31, 2025

Colorado State men’s basketball guard Kyan Evans has entered the transfer portal, marking the first CSU player to do so this offseason. The news was first reported by Sam Kayser of League Ready. Evans...

ASCSU senate confirms pending legislation, introduces constitutional edits

Laila Shekarchian, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2025

The Associated Students of Colorado State University discussed and voted on multiple pieces of legislation during the 24th session of the 54th senate. Items on this week's agenda included confirming...

Horoscopes March 31 to April 6

Sophia Masia, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2025

Life is about to get easier as we wrap up all of the retrogrades and eclipse messes this week. But before we can step into the fresh energy of a new astrological year, there are some loose ends to tie...

Color Run 5K supports international students, celebrates Holi at CSU

Angelina Hamlin, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2025

On Saturday, March 29, Colorado State University’s International Enrollment Center, the Indian Students Association and the Office of International Programs collaborated to put on the 2025 International...