Articles Archives - Page 13 of 1992 - The Rocky Mountain Collegian

Doctoral candidate’s machine learning assists in African leopard tracking

Katie Fisher, Science Editor • April 2, 2025

While African leopards span the continent, inhabiting a variety of environments like grasslands, rainforests, deserts and savannas, their migration population changes can often be difficult to track —...

CSU’s Sutherland Community Garden turns punk for 4th annual Fools Fest

Ruby Secrest, Arts and Entertainment Editor • April 2, 2025

Colorado State University's Lory Student Center hosted the fourth annual Fools Fest, giving a platform to the punk community in Colorado and bringing it to CSU's campus. This year's Fools Fest was held...

CSU men’s basketball enters transfer portal race, lands Illinois transfer Carey Booth

Michael Hovey, Sports Editor • April 1, 2025

Colorado State men’s basketball is entering the transfer portal landscape. As first reported by Justin Michael of DNVR, the Rams picked up a big addition, forward Carey Booth for the 2025-26 season...

Breaking: ASCSU presidential, VP candidates drop out; Nunley-Godshall now lone candidacy

Aubree Miller, News Editor • April 1, 2025

Editor's note: This story has been updated to include a statement provided to The Collegian from the Flynn-Andersen campaign. Two campaigns have dropped out of the race for president and vice president...

Breaking: Jaylen Crocker-Johnson enters transfer portal, commits to Minnesota

Sophie Webb, Sports Editor • April 1, 2025

Kyan Evans has opened the floodgates. Evans led the march of Colorado State men’s basketball players entering the transfer portal March 29. Shortly after, Jaden Steppe and Luke Murphy followed...

Horoscopes April 1st, 2025

Starry Moon, Staff Reporter • April 1, 2025

For the first time ever, the Sun has gone retrograde along with the Earth and sixty-nine of Jupiter's moons. What does this mean for you? You should panic– like a lot. Tell everybody that the things...

April Fools’: 5 incontrovertible reasons why you should immediately abandon your family, career and personal autonomy to join a cult today!

Hanky Panky, Master Instigator • April 1, 2025

Look, let’s be real — life is hard. Student loans? Sky-high. Job market? Bleak. The constant existential dread of figuring out what you’re doing with your life? Ever-present. We are certainly not...

April Fools’: How many bitches could a CSU major pull if majors pulled bitches?

Catholic Abortion and Cosmic Misfortune • April 1, 2025

Editor's Note: This is a satire for April Fools' Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor's notes are subject to...

April Fools’: Elon Musk buys NIL rights of CSU student-athletes, effective immediately

Sparkling Whimsy, Sports Editor • April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools’: Student expelled after RA discovers kidnapped pet Grubhub robot in dorm

Catholic Abortion, Collegina’s Anton Ego • April 1, 2025

Editor's Note: this is a satire for April Fools' Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor's notes are subject to...

April Fools’: CAM the Ram diverts 2024 YR4 asteroid, avoiding Fort Collins collision

Kat Fish • April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools’: 5 baby names that may really lean into your executive order preferences

Detectivo Liberal, Onomatology Detective • April 1, 2025

The challenge of figuring out what to name your child in our current political environment is a tough feat. But no matter the challenge, there is always going to be an opportunity for you to name your child after the over 90 executive orders that President Donald Trump has signed so far this year. Here are some of the top picks that should really tickle your fancy.