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Seriously: Tony Frank sends 1,000 page manifesto as last email to campus

Austin Fleskes • April 28, 2019

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. As...

Alexa named Woman of the Year

Seriously: WikiLeaks names Alexa next Woman of the Year

Abby Vander • April 23, 2019

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. This...

Alex Foster, from Colorado Springs, takes a toke on a hollowed-out watermelon loaded with marijuana blunts on 420 in Boulder as friends and complete strangers provide combustion. Amendment 64, passed yesterday, legalizes the individual possession of an ounce of marijuana.

Seriously: Many Coloradans to get married on 4/20

Ethan Vassar • April 21, 2019

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to being...

TEDxCSU, coming to campus March 4, is an annual day-long event featuring ten different speakers giving live talks, entertainment and speaker-to-audience interactions. (Collegian file photo)

SERIOUSLY: CSU adds new degree program: ‘Weekend of TED Talks’

Marshall Dunham • April 15, 2019

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. Colorado State University will...

Professor Melissa Reynolds discusses findings with her graduate research assistants in lab last Thursday. Reynolds's research focuses on molecular design and fabrication of biomimetic materials that can be used in medical device applications.

SERIOUSLY: Scheduling doctor appointments deemed too much work, students rather suffer

Marshall Dunham • April 8, 2019

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. Doctors...

Puppy Yoga is instructed by Kaitlin Mueller at Maxline Brewing Feb. 10, 2019. The puppies run around so much, they start to tire out towards the end of the session. (Clara Scholtz | Collegian)

Seriously: ASCSU dogs leave campaigns to run independently

Katrina Leibee • April 3, 2019

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to being...

Colorado State University students from across the globe walk outside the Andrew G. Clark Building Mar. 1st. (Alyssa Uhl | Collegian)

Seriously: Week of blissful ignorance concludes, chaotic nervous breakdowns continue

Marshall Dunham • March 29, 2019

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. In...

Seriously: Tensions between campus geese, squirrels on the rise

Seriously: Tensions between campus geese, squirrels on the rise

Ethan Vassar • March 26, 2019

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to being...

A self edited photo of Tony Frank on Miami Beach.

Seriously: Student wins spring break trip with Tony Frank

Ethan Vassar • March 25, 2019

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to being...

(Colin Shepherd | Collegian)

Seriously: Nobody on campus can stop their skateboards and your shins are in danger

Marshall Dunham • March 13, 2019

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. In...

Meals like this could be appearing in the LSC if these students demands are met.

Seriously: California students demand In-N-Out in LSC

Ethan Vassar • March 6, 2019

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. FORT...

Several bars in downtown Fort Collins, including Yeti Bar and Grill, say one of the most popular drinks of the weekend is Adios MoFo. The drink is a hefty combination of vodka, rum, tequila, gin, Blue Curacao liqueur, and a sweet soda finish likely to give anyone a strong buzz.

Seriously: Burnett’s Vodka voted official liquor of CSU dorms

Marshall Dunham • March 4, 2019

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. In...

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