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The Rocky Mountain Collegian

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The Rocky Mountain Collegian

The Student News Site of Colorado State University

The Rocky Mountain Collegian

April Fools' Day

Horoscopes for Wednesday, April 1 entail many wise predictions from the Collegian Staff. (Graphic via Wallpaper Flare)

Horoscopes for Wednesday, April 1

Collegian Staff March 31, 2020

Aries - The ghost of Babe Ruth once said, “Remember kid: … Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.” But Batman once said, “You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.”...

Leggings are featured in the window at Akinz. Akinz is a store that sells apparel in Old Town. The Aurora leggings (left) and the Into the Woods leggings (right). (Collegian file photo)

Neustadter: Leggings are not pants

Corinne Neustadter March 31, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

Uber Tweaks will now deliver meth straight to your front door. (Luke Boredman | The Wake Up Slap)

Uber Tweaks delivers meth to your front door for COVID-19

Ravyn Cullor March 31, 2020

With the surge of food and alcohol delivery options cropping up to encourage social distancing during the COVID-19 pandemic, meth dealers have launched a new app, Uber Tweaks, to bring their product to...

election cancelled

Local election canceled; no one notices

Samantha Ye March 31, 2019

Due to lack of voter interest, the 2019 Fort Collins elections have been canceled. Also due to lack of interest, no one has reacted to this development. "In some ways, it is disappointing that really...

Student bikers ride on the Green Trail extension after its grand opening on Aug. 21. (Clara Scholtz | Collegian)

Campus stop sign on strike after being ignored by bikers

Delaney Allen March 31, 2019

A local stop sign has made headlines across the city this week after going on strike. The sign, who is located at a prominent intersection near one of campus' many dismount zones, says he has been feeling...

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