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Why watching tons of porn is bad for you

Why watching tons of porn is bad for you

Cat Blouch • September 26, 2021
This past week, chalk messages at the Lory Student Center have sparked many heated conversations at the Opinion Desk — none of them as polarizing as the debate over porn. So, we’re taking this one to the streets to finally resolve this heated discussion once and for all.
Why watching tons of porn is good for you

Why watching tons of porn is good for you

Dylan Tusinski • September 26, 2021
The Plaza leading up to the Lory Student Center is almost always filled with chalk messages. The constant barrage of ephemeral advertising from religious organizations, student groups, and various political campaigns makes it hard to notice any of the chalk messages in particular, since there's just so damn many of them.
(Graphic illustration by Colin Crawford | The Collegian)

Seriously: How to hide your pet from your landlord

Cody Cooke • September 20, 2021
If you’re anything more than a cold-blooded sociopath, you likely have some sort of pet living with you. Some of you might be lucky enough to live in a place that is welcoming to your animal companion. (Be honest, does it help pay the rent? Mine is a freeloader.)
(Graphic illustration by Colin Crawford | The Collegian)

Seriously: The microchip in my vaccine is malfunctioning

Bella Eckburg • September 13, 2021
Early last week I finally reached full-immunity against the original COVID-19 strain, and you can’t even imagine how excited I was. I have been researching everything there is to know about this virus on 4chan, and the knowledge that I could now fight it inside my body was game-changing. 
(Graphic illustration by Colin Crawford | The Collegian)

Seriously: CSU to add multiple roundabouts across campus

Dylan Tusinski • September 6, 2021
Colorado State University's administration prides itself on its ability to listen to its students. Which is why when students began calling for the University to renovate the Clark building, fix the cracked brick sidewalks on the plaza and install air conditioning into the University's dorms, CSU decided to roll up its sleeves and put its construction team to work.
(Graphic illustration by Colin Crawford | The Collegian)

Seriously: The essentials for a college party

Cat Blouch • September 1, 2021
Classes are back in person and students are finally roaming the campus again. This return to in-person activities means that we can finally go back to dry humping each other in hot, dimly lit, poorly cleaned, musty frat basements again.
Cherie Circenis stands with a wooden cross awaiting discussion regarding religion and other politically-based topics on the plaza at Colorado State University on election day, Nov. 3. (Cat Blouch | The Collegian)

Seriously: Why you should talk to everyone tabling on The Plaza

Dylan Tusinski • August 19, 2021
Every fall, the Colorado State University campus undergoes a familiar annual routine. The freshmen fill the dorms, the Clark Building becomes even more dilapidated and, most importantly, tabling returns to The Plaza.
Cover for the breaking news on the Fort Collins mattress store cocaine laundering scheme. (Smellie Shan | The Unprecedented Times)

Seriously: The Fort Collins mattress store drug ring revealed

Cody Cooke • April 1, 2021

For the past several weeks, The Unprecedented Times investigated dramatic drug busts and cover-ups connected to Northern Colorado’s endless proliferation of mattress stores. Now, thanks to the contribution...

The incredibly ripped and uncontrollably attractive Mayor CAM stands at the entrance to Uncanny Valley, Colorado. (Smack Attackit | The Unprecedented Times)

CAM the Ram advocates for geese as mayor of Uncanny Valley

Abby Vander • April 1, 2021

Students on Colorado State University’s campus are noticing that their beloved CAM the Ram has been looking a bit different lately.  While in past semesters CAM appeared in Ram form, this semester...

A person rides a bird scooter in Fort Collins on Thursday Nov. 21. Bird Scooters came to Fort Collins in the fall of 2019, providing a different mode of transportation for commuters that is more accesible and environment-friendly. (Skyler Pradhan | Collegian)

The best social norms to break on campus

Cat Blouch • March 31, 2021

In the times of the COVID-19 pineapple, all we have left is chaos. Instead of trying to grasp the passage of time or make sense of the utter insanity, it’s better to just give into the fact that...

While experiencing withdrawals from live music, campus geese decide to completely disregard the Centers of Disease Control guidelines to attend the ever-anticipated live show of Ryan and The Goslings March 30. The show was put on near the lagoon and over 800 geese were in attendance. The CDC is now calling this the most serious super spreader event. (Laurel Sickels | The Unprecedented Times)

463 CSU geese test positive for COVID-19

Dylan Tusinski • March 31, 2021

After a push to have all members of the Colorado State University community get weekly COVID-19 tests, the University announced that 463 geese tested positive for COVID-19. "Well, we knew we'd see...

(Graphic illustration by Abby Flitton | The Collegian)

ASCSU candidates run on original platforms

Katrina Leibee • March 31, 2021

The Associated Students of Colorado State University elections, which will now be held biweekly because there just aren’t enough, will be seeing a drastic shift this year. 15 of the 25 candidates...

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