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Seriously: Janet, if they made the drink wrong, tell them

Seriously: Janet, if they made the drink wrong, tell them

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick April 22, 2016

On her Wednesday lunch break, junior biology major Janet Tereson ordered a latte, but when her drink came out, it tasted like a mocha. Following receiving the incorrect order, Tereson sat herself down....

Photo by: Randi Mattox

Seriously: man on Tinder proclaims himself a proud Coloradan

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick April 18, 2016

Sophomore biomedical sciences major Brittany Lindorf was scrolling through Tinder when she stumbled upon a 22-year-old man who proclaimed himself a proud Coloradan. According to his biography, he likes...

Seriously: sad, sad man plays lonely game by himself because he's alone

Seriously: sad, sad man plays lonely game by himself because he’s alone

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick April 11, 2016

A local unidentified man sat in the corner of a coffee shop Friday morning by himself. He sat at a table that had no other people sitting at it. The man appeared to be playing a game on his computer...

Seriously: woman manages to fight urge to scratch herself entire class period

Seriously: woman manages to fight urge to scratch herself entire class period

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick April 6, 2016

A true hero, junior animal science major Margaret Bachston, sat through her entire class session resisting her urge to itch herself."I didn't know if I could make it, but I sure did," Bachston said. "I...

Seriously: five adorable and easy April Fool’s ideas

Seriously: five adorable and easy April Fool’s ideas

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick April 1, 2016

Note: This article is satirical and does not reflect the view or opinions represented by the Collegian Editorial Board. Happy April Fool’s day! If you’re like anyone on our staff, the day can tend...

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Seriously: 10 spring must-haves for every woman’s closet

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick March 31, 2016

Spring is here! With all this crazy switching from sunny days to snow storms, it's hard to properly dress for the occasion. Here at Seriously we’ve compiled all the must-haves for this season.  A...

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Seriously: Man on date rushes to confess he knows everything

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick March 25, 2016

On a romantic first date to Chipotle, a local couple tested waters to see if they have anything in common. The two’s magic first sparked when they met drunk at their cool friend Seth’s house. They...

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Seriously: How to remove awkward spring break tan lines

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick March 23, 2016

So you are back from break. And missing it already.Whether you visited family in Texas, went to sandy beaches of a foreign land (like Florida!), or walked outdoors briefly on the way to work, you probably...

Seriously: Student plans on using spring break to catch up on homework, among other things

Seriously: Student plans on using spring break to catch up on homework, among other things

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick March 11, 2016

Gerard Richard plans to use his spring break to catch up on things he has let build up.The list of to-dos includes homework, reading a book his friend lent him, deep conditioning his carpet and plotting...

Seriously: student balances existential crisis and love for material things

Seriously: student balances existential crisis and love for material things

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick March 9, 2016

Senior English major Taylor LaHera found just the right balance of unhealthy thoughts to keep going."I try to think about how meaningless our fragile human existences are just as much as I think about...

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Seriously: that kid from high school you hate

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick March 7, 2016

This b*tch. On Facebook. Traveling the damn world. Where did she even get all this money? And why isn't she in school? Does she even have a job? God, this girl sucked in high school. She probably...

Seriously: New data shows that your parents are angry (infographic)

Seriously: New data shows that your parents are angry (infographic)

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick February 29, 2016

New data collected by Seriously presents the fact that if you have parents, chances are, they're angry. Overwhelming evidence leads Seriously to believe that three out of every five college students...

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