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Satire: Fort Collins liquor store to accept RamCash

Satire: Fort Collins liquor store to accept RamCash

Ethan Vassar • November 7, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject to being...

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Ghost of Cam 24 spotted on campus

Nate Day • October 31, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian’s Opinion section. In September 2015, Colorado State University suffered a major blow when Cam 24, the University's beloved mascot, passed...

CSU cornerback Anthony Hawkins (14) and fullback Adam Prentice (46) celebrate in the endzone after scoring against Air Force on Saturday, Oct 28. The Rams lost at home 45-28. (Davis Bonner | Collegian)

Seriously: CSU wins Air Force game by having more fun

Ty Betts • October 30, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject to being...

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Seriously: Students don’t know what ASCSU is, survey reveals

Allec Brust • October 24, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject to...

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 28: President Donald Trump holds up one of the executive actions that he signed in the Oval Office on January 28, 2017 in Washington, DC. The actions outline a reorganization of the National Security Council, implement a five year lobbying ban on administration officials and a lifetime ban on administration officials lobbying for a foreign country and calls on military leaders to present a report to the president in 30 days that outlines a strategy for defeating ISIS. (Photo by Pete Marovich - Pool/Getty Images)

Seriously: Donald Trump requests Hughes Stadium materials used for border wall

Ethan Vassar • October 11, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject to being...

Satire: New club helps freshman who can't get into parties

Satire: New club helps freshman who can’t get into parties

Ty Betts • October 4, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject to being...

Construction work is underway at the Corner of Shields and Elizabeth in the Town of Fort Collins. (Elliott Jerge | Collegian)

Seriously: Fort Collins to remain under construction forever

Savannah Hoag • October 3, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editors notes are subject to being...

Colorado State University coach Mike Bobo on the sideline during the game against New Mexico at Hughes Stadium on Nov 19. This is the final game at Hughes Stadium before the opening of a new on campus stadium in 2017. (Luke Walker | Collegian)

Seriously: Mike Bobo caught using coach enhancing drugs after Hawaii game

Ty Betts • October 2, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor’s notes are subject to being...

Seriously: Students propose new RamWalk of Shame

Seriously: Students propose new RamWalk of Shame

Ethan Vassar • September 28, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian's opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor's notes are subject to being...

Spicy Pumpkin | Ethan Vasser

Satire: Spicy pumpkins have made their way to Fort Collins

Ethan Vassar • September 25, 2017

Video by Zach Bermejo Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editors...

Cam the Ram was outfitted in a pumpkin orange jacket for Ag weekend. (Joe Oakman | Collegian)

Seriously: Freshman crushed under copious amounts of spirit wear

Ethan Vassar • September 20, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editors notes are subject to being...

Seriously: Sorority recruit only cries once during recruitment week

Seriously: Sorority recruit only cries once during recruitment week

Allec Brust • September 19, 2017

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian's opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor's notes are subject to being...

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