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The Rocky Mountain Collegian

The Student News Site of Colorado State University

The Rocky Mountain Collegian

The Student News Site of Colorado State University

The Rocky Mountain Collegian

Seriously

Seriously is a satire blog and subset of the Collegian offering commentary on Colorado State University and the Fort Collins community in the style of The Onion. Real names may be used in fictitious or semi-fictitious ways.

The new stump in the plaza is pictured on Friday afternoon. The stump in the plaza is a mainstay in the plaza and it serves as a place for people to hang out and speak their mind.

Seriously: Free Speech Stump takes leave of absence

Leta McWilliams March 31, 2018

The Free Speech Stump, a landmark here at Colorado State University, declared he is taking a leave of absence, and didn’t show up to the plaza this morning. According to Stump, he has had enough in light...

Seriously: Elon Musk gets accepted into CSU

Seriously: Elon Musk gets accepted into CSU

Ty Betts March 31, 2018

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. The...

The end of the semester is an exciting stressful time, but is important to take the student course surveys seriously.  As they offer teachers great feed back. (Karen Schamaun|Collegian)

Seriously: CSU bans skipping syllabus week

Josh Silva March 31, 2018

Syllabus week: Famed throughout college towns for partying, drinking, and definitely not going to class. However, a new rule from CSU has been implemented to change that. Starting in the summer, not only...

Photo use of creative commons.

Seriously: Local old man confused by website

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick March 31, 2018

A local Fort Collins man found himself unable to navigate a collegiate newspaper’s website when he woke up Sunday morning. “Can I get some goddamned news?” asked Eric Terial. “Oooh they’re trying...

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