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April Fools’: Horoscopes April 1
Aria Bloom, Royal Astrologist
• April 1, 2024
![April Fools: Psychology undergraduates now required to provide counseling services](https://collegian.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/slly.png)
April Fools’: Psychology undergraduates now required to provide counseling services
Academic Proulxbation and Gennevieve Dressmann
• April 1, 2024
![April Fools: ASCSU scraps democracy in favor of astrological decisions](https://collegian.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/astrology-2-1200x777.png)
April Fools’: ASCSU scraps democracy in favor of astrological decisions
Honoria Publicae, Reigning Expert on Honorable Politics
• April 1, 2024
![April Fools: 5 baby names so good, youll time travel to make your parents rename you at birth](https://collegian.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/time-travel-baby-name.png)
April Fools’: 5 baby names so good, you’ll time travel to make your parents rename you at birth
Slaydah Michael, Your Mom
• April 1, 2024
![Taylor swifts commands campus from her God-like position in the sky April 1.](https://collegian.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Taylor_swift_april_fools_secrest-1200x800.png)
April Fools’: Taylor Swift brings Eras Tour to CSU, funds diverted from Clark renovation
Advil Seeker, Swiftie Correspondant
• April 1, 2024
![April Fools: Amy Parsons private jet emissions outdo Taylor Swifts](https://collegian.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Amy_Parsons_april_fools_secrest.png)
April Fools’: Amy Parsons’ private jet emissions outdo Taylor Swift’s
Iguana Secret, Expert Girlboss Blondie Hater
• April 1, 2024
![April Fools: CSU’s Ram’s Horn Dining Center to expand overseas in Europe](https://collegian.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Pakiz-_-rams-horn-1200x720.jpg)
April Fools’: CSU’s Ram’s Horn Dining Center to expand overseas in Europe
Carmy Aioli, Staff Reporter
• April 1, 2024
![April Fools: Bondi Beach Bar announces bold new marketing strategy](https://collegian.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/shark-1200x720.jpg)
April Fools’: Bondi Beach Bar announces bold new marketing strategy
Brandy Alexander, Lowkey Bondi Enjoyer
• April 1, 2024
![April Fools: Campus preacher quits religion for rapping](https://collegian.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Pakiz_campus-preacher-quits-1200x720.jpg)
April Fools’: Campus preacher quits religion for rapping
Ezekiel SoundCloud, Collegian Columnist
• April 1, 2024
![Garmin Monterra GPS](https://collegian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/12505.jpg)
April Fools’: CSU should insert trackers into students
Dominant Lee, Opinion Editor
• April 1, 2024
![April Fools: Recent NCAA softball rule change has players perplexed](https://collegian.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/softball-rule-change-1200x800.png)
April Fools’: Recent NCAA softball rule change has players perplexed
Ye Olde Sewage, Rule Follower
• April 1, 2024
![The main entrance of Moby Arena from Plum Street March 12.](https://collegian.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/1D6A1727-1200x800.jpg)
April Fools’: Niko Medved creates basketball players in lab under Moby Arena
Blarrell Dair, Last Option
• April 1, 2024
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