Seriously: Local old man confused by website

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick

A local Fort Collins man found himself unable to navigate a collegiate newspaper’s website when he woke up Sunday morning.

“Can I get some goddamned news?” asked Eric Terial. “Oooh they’re trying to be cute—Jesus Christ.”


Terial reportedly already didn’t like college students, but has now found a new reason to be annoyed.

“I don’t even think these are funny,” said Terial.

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. 

Collegian Managing Editor Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick can be reached at or on Twitter @tatianasophiapt.