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April Fools: CSU student breaks cannabis world record

April Fools: CSU student breaks cannabis world record

Tacky Pocky, Cannabis collector April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: Rams Horn to become on-campus rave spot

April Fools: Ram’s Horn to become on-campus rave spot

Samy Gentle, Rave Reporter April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools: Cage fights discovered in Clark basement

April Fools: Cage fights discovered in Clark basement

Goose Chaser, Cage Fighting Expert April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: Frat pup reveals all about being raised by the boys

April Fools: Frat pup reveals all about being raised by ‘the boys’

Iguana Secrets, Canine Columbnist April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: New softball fields provide opportunity for underground bunkers

April Fools: New softball fields provide opportunity for underground bunkers

Emma Aspirin, Sports Reporter April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: Clark renovation canceled

April Fools: Clark renovation canceled

Shaquia O'Lean, Clark Expert April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools: CSU addresses new dress code

April Fools: CSU addresses new dress code

Emmalee Krieg, Staff Reporter April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: The Last of Us shows CSU history, inspiring new fungi studies

April Fools: ‘The Last of Us’ shows CSU history, inspiring new fungi studies

Catholic Art, Hisstoric Reporter April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools: Cam the Ram pulls FoCo out of gold, black darkness

April Fools: Cam the Ram pulls FoCo out of gold, black darkness

Damon Chef, Staff Reporter April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: Lucy Strain gave me unlimited brain access all at once

April Fools: Lucy Strain gave me unlimited brain access all at once

Bella Eckburg, Opinion Director April 1, 2023
The Collegian cannabis desk covers a plethora of issues, tips and tricks and more — all related to the interesting effects and uses of cannabis.  Strain reviews also often pop up within our publication, where a reporter picks a cannabis strain and reviews its amazing qualities — from aroma to color to the type of high you’d get by consuming it yourself.
After drilling for oil and fracking began on CSUs Intramural Fields, the university feels that the oval may be an even better place to drill.

April Fools: CSU should start drilling for oil on The Oval

Major Star, Pirate Columnist March 30, 2022
America is experiencing painfully high gas prices, which has led most Americans to start siphoning gas from local fire department trucks, and we all know how that's working out. So, you ask, what is Colorado State University doing to cash in on this gassy gold mine? Absolutely nothing. If you thought collecting tuition was a lucrative enterprise for CSU, just wait until you hear what a cash cow The Oval could be. 
After leaving his position as the Colorado State University football head coach to pursue his passion for automotive care, Jay Norvell stands proudly with his newly acquired uniform March 29. (Photo illustration by Look! A Seal | The Daily Bilge)

April Fools: CSU football coach Jay Norvell hired at local auto repair shop

May Cordell, Sprots Reprotre March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

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