April Fools' Day

April Fools: CSU student breaks cannabis world record

Tacky Pocky, Cannabis collector • April 1, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: Ram’s Horn to become on-campus rave spot

Samy Gentle, Rave Reporter • March 31, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools: Cage fights discovered in Clark basement

Goose Chaser, Cage Fighting Expert • March 31, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: Frat pup reveals all about being raised by ‘the boys’

Iguana Secrets, Canine Columbnist • March 31, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: New softball fields provide opportunity for underground bunkers

Emma Aspirin , Sports Reporter • March 31, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: Clark renovation canceled

Shaquia O'Lean, Clark Expert • March 31, 2023

April Fools: CSU addresses new dress code

Emmalee Krieg, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: ‘The Last of Us’ shows CSU history, inspiring new fungi studies

Catholic Art, Hisstoric Reporter • March 31, 2023

April Fools: Cam the Ram pulls FoCo out of gold, black darkness

Damon Chef, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2023

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

April Fools: Lucy Strain gave me unlimited brain access all at once

Bella Eckburg, Opinion Director • March 31, 2023

The Collegian cannabis desk covers a plethora of issues, tips and tricks and more — all related to the interesting effects and uses of cannabis. Strain reviews also often pop up within our publication, where a reporter picks a cannabis strain and reviews its amazing qualities — from aroma to color to the type of high you’d get by consuming it yourself.

$After drilling for oil and fracking began on CSUs Intramural Fields, the university feels that the oval may be an even better place to drill.$

April Fools: CSU should start drilling for oil on The Oval

Major Star, Pirate Columnist • March 30, 2022

America is experiencing painfully high gas prices, which has led most Americans to start siphoning gas from local fire department trucks, and we all know how that's working out. So, you ask, what is Colorado State University doing to cash in on this gassy gold mine? Absolutely nothing. If you thought collecting tuition was a lucrative enterprise for CSU, just wait until you hear what a cash cow The Oval could be.

April Fools: CSU football coach Jay Norvell hired at local auto repair shop

May Cordell, Sprots Reprotre • March 30, 2022

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