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April Fools' Day

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After drilling for oil and fracking began on CSUs Intramural Fields, the university feels that the oval may be an even better place to drill.

April Fools: CSU should start drilling for oil on The Oval

Major Star, Pirate Columnist • March 30, 2022
Colorado State is missing a huge opportunity by not investing in big oil, a problem that's easily fixed by the destruction of The Oval.
After leaving his position as the Colorado State University football head coach to pursue his passion for automotive care, Jay Norvell stands proudly with his newly acquired uniform March 29. (Photo illustration by Look! A Seal | The Daily Bilge)

April Fools: CSU football coach Jay Norvell hired at local auto repair shop

May Cordell, Sprots Reprotre • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

After headphones were banned on campus, they now sit dormant on many students desks March 29. (Piratish Lambino)

April Fools: Headphones and earbuds banned at CSU starting April 1

Plain Rice, Pirate Columnist • March 30, 2022
As of April 1, all forms of headphones and earbuds will be illegal on the Colorado State University campus.
An indie boy sits on the couch and ponders the fact that Tame Impala is actually just one guy.

April Fools: How to be the ultimate indie bro in 5 simple steps

Mandy Error, your ex • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

(Graphic illustration by First Mate Corndog on Tiermaker.)

April Fools: Nut tier list

First Mate Corndog, Nut Ranker • March 30, 2022

As journalists, we discuss a lot of controversial topics. From politics to war to deadly viruses, our newsroom has faced heated discussions and debates. Nothing has challenged our thinking, opened our...

(Graphic illustration by Sophia Sirokman | The Collegian)

April Fools: CAM the Ram cedes campaign for CSU mascot to campus squirrels

Nope Larceny, Licensed Shantier • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

(Graphic illustration by Bilebeard | The Daily Bilge)

April Fools: RAMweb crashes during ASCSU voting

Meow Hiss, Newz Reporter • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

Come to Morgans Grind for your daily dose of grass. (by Argh von Pirate)

April Fools: Morgan’s Grind to become dispensary

Hayden Harrrrley, Cannabis Director • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

(Graphic illustration by Charlie Cohen | The Collegian)

April Fools: Nickelback invents revolutionary new genre: ‘sea shanty’

Nope Larceny, Licensed Shantier • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

An almost perfect picture taken by my mother during a campus tour.

April Fools: Photography is easy; do it yourself

Piratish Lambino, On the way out • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

The Administration building prepares for the commencement speech from nonother than Mr. World Wide. He was qualified to give the speech because he has been there, done that March 29.

April Fools: Pitbull to speak at commencement after Ramapalooza absence

Kato Babadook, Pitbull Enthusiast • March 30, 2022
After Colorado State University addressed rumors, telling its students Pitbull would not perform at Ramapalooza in 2021, the University confirmed he will instead speak at spring commencement.
A weed leaf with an x over it and a cigarette with a checkmark over it.

April Fools: LFTE: Collegian to end cannabis desk, focus on cigarettes

Hayden Harrrrley, Cigarettes Director • March 30, 2022

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

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