With the start of the Olympics comes the start of new Olympic memes. Ashley Wagner wasn’t too happy about her score in Sochi, but there are some things about CSU life she probably wouldn’t be thrilled about either.
1. The Lory Student Center
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It doesn’t quite look this bad right now, but the whole thing is still an eyesore.
2. Gross Valentine’s Day PDA
Yes, you and your BF are “OMG SO CUTE!!!!” but we don’t really need to see any tongue action, do we?
3. Falling on the ice while walking to class
Even an Olympic ice skater wouldn’t stand a chance walking through campus after a heavy snow.
4. Nearly going deaf because of the train
…Do we even have to say anything here?
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5. Having to wait an eternity for a cup of coffee
You may be an Olympic athlete, but it’s cold, and no one’s letting you cut, Ashley.
6. Having to drive to Denver to check out the new pot shops
420 blades it
7. CSU Wifi
I’ve entered in my password SEVEN. TIMES. I literally just want to share this cat video on Facebook.
8. Professors joking that, “Everyone’s probably going to fail this exam.”
We get it. Your exams are hard. Get off your pedestal.
Fortunately, all Ashley Wagner has to worry about is her lower than expected score. Enjoy Sochi, girl. We’ll be here… freezing, without wifi, ears bleeding from the train.
