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The Rocky Mountain Collegian

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Seriously: Local cult unsure who to sacrifice at next full moon

Seriously: Local cult unsure who to sacrifice at next full moon

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick February 26, 2016

The meeting is silent. A few members of the seated circle awkwardly shift their weight from one foot to the other and some scratch their heads in the dimly-lit abandoned warehouse.The awkward loss for...

Seriously: post-Valentine's Day means significantly fewer couples around campus

Seriously: post-Valentine’s Day means significantly fewer couples around campus

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick February 24, 2016

What experts are calling the couple-apocalypse, and what the cooler experts are calling the coupocalypse, has begun.Merely a week ago, campus was littered with pairs arm-in-arm, clearly in love. However,...

Seriously: woman dodges coworker's suggestion to 'chill'

Seriously: woman dodges coworker’s suggestion to ‘chill’

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick February 22, 2016

Senior biomedical science major Anita Marrena aims to have amicable relationships with those she works with. "I like to feel comfortable saying hi, maybe even have some small talk about weekend plans,"...

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Seriously: difficult exam claims man who has yet to attend class

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick February 17, 2016

Dean Cox went into class to take his midterm exam with all the confidence in the world.With one part swagger and one part suave, the sophomore health and exercise major strode into class hungover, in sweatpants...

Braiden Hall features Ramwich in the dining hall and is located near academic buildings.

Seriously: romantic date to dining hall establishes relationship

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick February 16, 2016

Freshman philosophy major Alexa Black was well aware it happened to people, she just didn’t realize it happened to her.“Yeah, I guess we’re pretty official,” Black said. “It hadn’t sunk in...

Seriously: woman freaks out over text message for 4 hours

Seriously: woman freaks out over text message for 4 hours

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick February 13, 2016

A nondescript, vague text message from a potential romantic interest sent Ashley Ilene into a devastating cycle of stress and agony late Wednesday night. The senior civil engineering major found herself...

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Seriously: local couple gets 100-snap streak

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick February 10, 2016

In an age of such cynicism, romance is hard to come by. The world seems a cold and bleak place, devoid of any kind of serious relationship or commitment.But worry not. Love is not dead. To prove it, Seriously...

Seriously: students thrilled to be watching Super Bowl 50

Seriously: students thrilled to be watching Super Bowl 50

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick February 6, 2016

Students are absolutely thrilled to have the chance to go to parties on a Sunday.“The Super Bowl is so fun, it presents a really unique opportunity to drink and hang out with friends on a Sunday,”...

Seriously: Your classmate is literally dying to interrupt you

Seriously: Your classmate is literally dying to interrupt you

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick February 5, 2016

Feb 4, inside Clark C, you were dropping knowledge.You, of course, already knew this.How could you not? As the good, participative, attentive, student you are, you could not help but share your profound...

Students flee campus after Colorado State closes at noon on April 17, 2013 as a result of heavy snow accumulation and a forecast for more. (Photos by Hunter Thompson)

Seriously: magic of winter lost on girl who fell on ice

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick February 3, 2016

February is the month to fall for.Not only because of the artificial romance that is the product of a commercialized non-holiday, or the bizarre and fun way February is spelled, but because of the unexpected...

Seriously: CSU student came for the weed, pleasantly surprised by rest of state

Seriously: CSU student came for the weed, pleasantly surprised by rest of state

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick January 31, 2016

“Huh—it’s not bad here,” Brian Freedman said.Freedman is an undeclared freshman who has found the state of Colorado to far surpass his expectations.That's because he had no expectations.“Honestly,...

Seriously: Apparently, there are micro-brews in Fort Collins

Seriously: Apparently, there are micro-brews in Fort Collins

Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick January 27, 2016

"Wow!""Amazing.""How incredible."So said a group of Colorado State University students upon their life-changing discovery that the small college town in which they live had microbreweries.Yeah. You heard...

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