Aries (March 21-April 19) You might have said a lot of things. Maybe today the mountains look a little taller, a little more formidable. You’ll want to follow through another day.  Taurus...

Grilled cheese is the definitive meal of the postmodern era. Not only does it have a simple, square, geometrical shape, but it also possesses a distinctly nihilistic air. Making a grilled cheese sandwich...

Boulder singer-songwriter Dave Tamkin’s latest single offers some wisdom while giving shoes to the Boulder Shelter for the Homeless. Tamkin is an indie folk-rock singer-songwriter from Chicago known...

The wonderful thing about being quarantined is that it allows you to indulge in all of the lazy habits that ordinarily, when society is functioning properly, would make you feel schlubby and depressed,...

Anyone who has read the Scotty’s Snacks series before (which is to say my editors, my parents and maybe some guy in, like, Delaware or something who mistakenly clicked on the link once thinking that...

Aries (March 21-April 19) You are feeling especially connected to the earth. You find comfort in the nature nearby, and aren’t always looking for the next best thing for once. Taurus (April...

Aries (March 21-April 19) You’re chatty and vibrant. Don’t let the grey discourage you. It has nothing to do with your voice. Taurus (April 20-May 20) There are so many different ways of...

As it turns out, coping with cabin fever is more difficult than it seems. The current trends floating around online indicate that people are slowly descending into madness, burying themselves in mundane...

Fort Collins artist Kaley Alie continues to pursue what she loves without care for formality or perfection. Kaley began painting at a young age, even before she began kindergarten, according to her mother,...

The time has come for the fabled concept of spring cleaning to sneak its way back into our consciousness. It is a social obligation many of us middle-class Americans share, and it results in deep guilt...

If you’re anything like me, you’re a horrible, despicable, rotten and uncaring person whose first response upon learning about the state mandated stay-at-home order was to do a happy little jig because...

Aries (March 21-April 19) There are so many ideas for so many improvements swirling around you. You see yourself conquering them all. Dominating life. Taurus (April 20-May 20) How many epiphanies...