Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editors notes are subject to being offended. Fort Collin -- Freshman David Williams arrived home to a grisly scene on Friday. His roommate, John Harmon, was sprawled on the floor of their dorm in Newsom hall, … [Read more...]
Seriously: Sorority recruit only cries once during recruitment week
Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian's opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor's notes are subject to being offended. FORT COLLINS-- This week, Colorado State University Panhellenic Association held fall sorority recruitment. One potential new member (PNM) broke a new campus record … [Read more...]
Seriously: CSU student featured on “ImShmacked” goes on power trip
Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian's opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor's notes are subject to being offended. FORT COLLINS -- After recently being featured on the official ‘ImShmacked’ Instagram page, Colorado State University student Katelyn Smith adopted … [Read more...]
Seriously: Colorado State 2-D printing club is revolutionary, breaking barriers
Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from the Collegians opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor's notes are subject to being offended. FORT COLLINS-- This Tuesday evening, a group of students pushing the limits on what's possible with a paper printer are coming to the Morgan Library. This would be … [Read more...]
Seriously: Wade Troxell adopts rogue bear, names it after fellow council member
Editors note: This is a satire piece from the Collegian's opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not like reading editor's notes are subject to being offended. FORT COLLINS--Wade Troxell, mayor of Fort Collins and professor at Colorado State University, issued a statement this morning that he plans on adopting the bear … [Read more...]
