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Seriously: How CAM the Ram spends his time off

Callum Burke, Opinion Columnist January 18, 2022
When CAM the Ram isn't busy being a Fort Collins heartthrob, he enjoys a variety of hobbies and bar-hopping, just like the rest of us.
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Seriously: Lam the Ram apprehended for serial bike theft

Callum Burke, Opinion Columnist December 5, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: Have a very merry Craigslist season

Bella Eckburg, Opinion Editor December 2, 2021
The holiday season is now in full swing, and you know what that means! It’s time to dig deep into the holiday spirit! The stress of gift-giving and decorating your home to ensure that your family doesn’t appear dysfunctional to the rest of the neighborhood can make a person crazy, so here I am, giving you the gift of all gifts: A very merry Craigslist Christmas. 
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Seriously: Cloaked bike thief at large around campus

Callum Burke, Opinion Columnist November 29, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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Seriously: Freshman gets nose ring and tattoo instead of personality

Dylan Tusinski November 7, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: Steal those exit signs, comrades

Cody Cooke October 31, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: Have fun behind bars, exit sign stealers

Bella Eckburg October 31, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: Your very own spooky Halloween itinerary

Bella Eckburg October 27, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: 7 sexy costumes for men to wear this Halloween

Nathaniel McKissick October 24, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: How to gaslight a woman in 5 simple steps

Katrina Leibee October 19, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: How to properly ride a Spin scooter

Dylan Tusinski October 17, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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Seriously: Why self-care is good for you

Cat Blouch October 10, 2021

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the...

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