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Many students cram for exams but what effects does it have on students and their grades? (Photo Illustration by Matt Tackett | Collegian)

Seriously: Top 5 ways to procrastinate in your online classes

Corinne Neustadter • April 14, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

Billions of people around the world are being negatively affected by the ongoing pandemic. People are losing work, the economy is suffering, people are dying due to lack of proper medical care and worst of all, celebrities aren’t getting enough attention. (Luke Boredman | The Wake Up Slap)

Bailey: Celebrities are the true victims of COVID-19

Fynn Bailey • March 31, 2020

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. Celebrities are the real...

Colorado State University landscape architecture major and freshman Camy Seelhoff loads her family’s car while moving out of Aspen Hall March 25 following the request by the CSU administration for freshmen to move out of the dorms if they can. (Matt Tackett | The Collegian)

Leibee: Moving home is the best choice for quarantine

Katrina Leibee • March 31, 2020

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. Many students were forced...

Photographic proof that the moon landing was a hoax. Do you see the lights and fans!? Do you see it!?!? (Smack Attackit | The Wake Up Slap)

McWilliams: The moon landing was fake

Leta McWilliams • March 31, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is an April Fools' satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not...

The Veggetti is a versatile and portable tool that can cut any vegetable into spirals. Carrots, sweet potatoes, zucchini, you name it, the veggetti can make it into spaghetti! (Photo courtesy of Marco Verch via Flickr)

Huber: The Veggetti: the kitchen gadget that every college student needs

Allie Huber • March 31, 2020

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. I don’t know about you, but...

Leggings are featured in the window at Akinz. Akinz is a store that sells apparel in Old Town. The Aurora leggings (left) and the Into the Woods leggings (right). (Collegian file photo)

Neustadter: Leggings are not pants

Corinne Neustadter • March 31, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

Two students exchange drugs in a abandoned stairway. (Collegian Photo Illustration)

Cooke: Drug dealers are America’s heroes during quarantine

Cody Cooke • March 31, 2020

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. If there's one silver lining...

(Photo Illustration by Matt Tackett | The Collegian)

Seriously: Sad local man finds happiness commenting on Collegian articles

Ethan Vassar • March 3, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

Seriously: Socialism is extremely offensive to introverts

Seriously: Socialism is extremely offensive to introverts

Ethan Vassar • February 24, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

(Photo via Tommy Brown, U.S. Air Force)

Seriously: Top 4 laziest ways to celebrate Black History Month

Ethan Vassar • February 18, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

Valentine's Day candy heart (Photo via Wikimedia commons)

Seriously: 5 unconventional Valentine’s Day gifts

Katrina Leibee • February 13, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

Seriously: Coronavirus's impact on Fort Collins

Seriously: Coronavirus’s impact on Fort Collins

Ethan Vassar • February 10, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

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