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April Fools': CAM the Ram diverts 2024 YR4 asteroid, avoiding Fort Collins collision

April Fools’: CAM the Ram diverts 2024 YR4 asteroid, avoiding Fort Collins collision

Kat Fish April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools': 5 baby names that may really lean into your executive order preferences

April Fools’: 5 baby names that may really lean into your executive order preferences

Detectivo Liberal, Onomatology Detective April 1, 2025
The challenge of figuring out what to name your child in our current political environment is a tough feat. But no matter the challenge, there is always going to be an opportunity for you to name your child after the over 90 executive orders that President Donald Trump has signed so far this year. Here are some of the top picks that should really tickle your fancy.
April Fools': The Collegina chosen to replace AP in White House press corps, coverage changes promised

April Fools’: The Collegina chosen to replace AP in White House press corps, coverage changes promised

Ham Slutton, Nonsense Senator April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

Photo illustration of CAM the Ram in RamJail.

April Fools’: ASCSU implements RamJail as new principle of community

Autism Memory, Nonsense Senator April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools': CSU condones dueling on campus to settle student disputes

April Fools’: CSU condones dueling on campus to settle student disputes

Astronomically Stressed, Headache in Chief April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not...

April Fools': CSU prepares to say goodbye to Amy Parsons, hello to Slim Blondee

April Fools’: CSU prepares to say goodbye to Amy Parsons, hello to Slim Blondee

Rizzle Cigcrust, Farts and enter-painment editor April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject...

April Fools': LeBron James joins CSU men's basketball

April Fools’: LeBron James joins CSU men’s basketball

Mark Fischer, Staff Reporter April 1, 2025

LeBron James shocked the world with his recent commitment to Colorado State men's basketball. Bryce James, who is currently a senior in high school, recently announced his intent to play for the Rams....

(Updated) DeSalvo Meme

April Fools’: Nick DeSalvo cloning scandal unearthed in chem research building

Cosmic Misfortune, Photo Director April 1, 2025

A secret cloning facility underneath Colorado State University’s Chemistry Research Building was discovered by university staff March 31. With it, evidence of an experiment on Associated Students of...

Graphic by Mackerel Harvey

April Fools’: CSU Athletics set to officially rebrand CAM the Ram mascot in 2027

Alexander Mason, Staff Reporter April 1, 2025

Colorado State University plans to rebrand its school mascot to the Blue Razorbacks, officially taking effect Fall 2027. The change marks an end to the 71-year-long CAM the Ram mascot era. This all...

Sarah Weekley follows through on her swing during Colorado State University's match against No. 49 San Diego State University at the CSU Tennis Complex March 30. CSU lost 4-2.

CSU tennis shows improvement in loss against San Diego State

Mason Ford, Staff Reporter March 31, 2025

Colorado State tennis has shown signs of improvement in every dual, with Sunday being no exception. Despite the 4-2 loss to San Diego State, the Rams fought hard. CSU put it all onto the court, fighting...

A male basketball player weraing a white and green jersey with the number 0 dribbles the ball down the court as a packed crowd watches him.

Kyan Evans enters transfer portal, CSU men’s basketball awaits decision

Michael Hovey, Sports Editor March 31, 2025

Colorado State men’s basketball guard Kyan Evans has entered the transfer portal, marking the first CSU player to do so this offseason. The news was first reported by Sam Kayser of League Ready. Evans...

Senators of the Associated Students of Colorado State University raise their hands and placards to approve a motion to continue allowing students to speak on their experiences during a senate meeting Feb. 19.

ASCSU senate confirms pending legislation, introduces constitutional edits

Laila Shekarchian, Staff Reporter March 31, 2025

The Associated Students of Colorado State University discussed and voted on multiple pieces of legislation during the 24th session of the 54th senate. Items on this week's agenda included confirming...

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