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The Rocky Mountain Collegian

The Student News Site of Colorado State University

The Rocky Mountain Collegian

Some super sick LAX bros totally shred the field while facing off with some sick new sticks that use kyber crystals to make them totally radical. (Smack Attackit | The Unprecedented Times)

Lacrosse teams trade sticks for lightsabers

Taylor Paumen April 1, 2021

The Colorado State club lacrosse teams have seen a massive increase in walk-on players this season. You might be wondering why, especially after the COVID-19 polyamorous halted all in-person activity....

(Graphic Illustration by Jake Dunaetz | The Collegian)

LFTE: Why we’re ditching The Collegian for a new name

The Collegian March 31, 2021

Dear Readers,  As the editors of a publication surviving during the COVID-19 pantomime, we, like just about everyone else on this cold (but increasingly warmer), lonely (but increasingly overcrowded)...

A person rides a bird scooter in Fort Collins on Thursday Nov. 21. Bird Scooters came to Fort Collins in the fall of 2019, providing a different mode of transportation for commuters that is more accesible and environment-friendly. (Skyler Pradhan | Collegian)

The best social norms to break on campus

Cat Blouch March 31, 2021

In the times of the COVID-19 pineapple, all we have left is chaos. Instead of trying to grasp the passage of time or make sense of the utter insanity, it’s better to just give into the fact that...

(Graphic illustration by Elliot Stemen | The Unprecedented Times)

Financial Aid Office is actually, shockingly helpful for once

Natalie Weiland March 31, 2021

Colorado State University’s Office of Financial Aid has finally made itself useful when it comes to aiding a student with their tuition woes.  Last weekend, fourth-year biology student March McGee...

Colorado State University takes on Wyoming State at War Memorial Stadium on Nov. 22. Warren Jackson (9) aggressively walks away from a flag called on the Colorado State University Rams, pushing them back 15 yards. (Asia Kalcevic | The Collegian)

Is Warren Jackson too good to be good?

Bailey Bassett March 31, 2021

Too tall, too athletic and too many touchdowns. No, these aren't the answers to your next interview question about what your biggest weaknesses are. Instead, these are a handful of the reasons as to...

The Super Blood Wolf Moon at full eclipse. (Matt Tackett | Collegian)

Don’t go to a club; get drunk and scream at the moon

Noah Pasley March 31, 2021

There are so few things that have upended the modern life as much as the COVID-19 personal pizza has. As the panini has raged on timelessly, all of us have collectively ignored the centuries of technological...

The Wake Up Slap serves a Colorado State Universitys primary source of not fake news. (Amy Noble | The Wake Up Slap)

LFTE: Why we changed our name: ‘It’s time to tell you the truth … the REAL truth’

Forrest Czarnecki March 31, 2020

Dear readers,  The wool has been pulled over society’s eyes for too long, and we’ve had enough of it. The truth is out there, and you deserve to know what it is. That’s why we changed our name...

(Collegian file graphic)

5 songs that will bring the passion back to your sad, lonely sex life

Lauryn Bolz March 31, 2020

Step aside, Cosmo. We here at The Wake Up Slap are taking over as the authority on love, intimacy and, most importantly, awesome sex. This week, we’re taking on a conundrum many couples find themselves...

Horoscopes for Wednesday, April 1 entail many wise predictions from the Collegian Staff. (Graphic via Wallpaper Flare)

Horoscopes for Wednesday, April 1

Collegian Staff March 31, 2020

Aries - The ghost of Babe Ruth once said, “Remember kid: … Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.” But Batman once said, “You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.”...

Leggings are featured in the window at Akinz. Akinz is a store that sells apparel in Old Town. The Aurora leggings (left) and the Into the Woods leggings (right). (Collegian file photo)

Neustadter: Leggings are not pants

Corinne Neustadter March 31, 2020

Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s...

Uber Tweaks will now deliver meth straight to your front door. (Luke Boredman | The Wake Up Slap)

Uber Tweaks delivers meth to your front door for COVID-19

Ravyn Cullor March 31, 2020

With the surge of food and alcohol delivery options cropping up to encourage social distancing during the COVID-19 pandemic, meth dealers have launched a new app, Uber Tweaks, to bring their product to...

Pay Here reads a sign in the Morgan Library parking lot. (Joe Oakman | Collegian)

Seriously: “Outsider” ASCSU candidate wants to be more secretive, increase parking costs

Michelle Fredrickson March 31, 2018

One ASCSU campaign has been labeled an "outsider" candidate this election season by running on more expensive parking, changing the city ordinance to U+1 and increased secrecy.  This new dark horse candidate...

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