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  Deadened by the injustice of actually having to speak with other human beings, Colorado senator Cory Gardner told reporters Tuesday that he has decided to skip a town hall meeting with his constituents...

At a time when issues of gender equality are coming under national scrutiny, Colorado State University can take pride in the fact that it is ahead of the curve where it counts: in the classroom. Data...

America was founded on freedom. Can we agree on that? Our country was built by courageous leaders who, despite their now-arcane views on equality of race, gender, etc., believed in the idea that this New...

For the first time in history, the Endangered Species Act has been added to Endangered Species List, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service announced Monday. The agency placed the federal wildlife protections...

Declaring that he wanted to "make Christmas great again," president-elect Donald Trump announced Wednesday his plans to replace the National Christmas Tree at the White House with a supermodel clad in...

The push for gender equality is one that benefits all of society, regardless of gender. Countless people have fought, bled and cried to break down the idea that a woman is nothing more than an object of...

Explaining that participants left the survey in disbelief, a study published Monday by researchers at Colorado State University found that students are entirely unaware that the school has sports teams...

Contradicting the predictions of pundits, life is still—somehow— going on an entire week after the election, according to political scientists from across the country. "It's amazing! A lot of people...

ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUSThere is no joke. WE are the joke. Collegian Assistant Opinion Editor and Blogger Sean Kennedy can be reached at blogs@collegian.com or on Twitter at @seanskenn. He also hosts a...

I would like to extend my definitely sincere congratulations to Mike Pence on winning the election to become the next President of our United States! It was a long, hard fight that no one expected that...

With Election Day fast approaching and the presidential campaigns largely done crafting and promoting their respective stances on policy, it seems like an appropriate time to talk about what we missed...