Goodbye sweet college, you beautiful beast – you multifaceted multicolored washboard of pure flavor. Since the first time I entered the dorms and met my roommate, Logan, I knew that we would be together...

Note: This article is satirical. Early Saturday morning, a celebrity split-up that you may not have anticipated happened in the northern part of the country. The well-known power couple based their...

Note: This article is satirical. Late Tuesday afternoon, little Jack Brockwae returned home to his parents’ house from the after-school program. Beaming with light and energy, the 6-year-old Brockwae...

Note: This article is satirical The bathroom has been and will always be a sanctuary to reflect on the day and play endless hours of phone games. Few, however, have ever seen the john as a design statement...

Note: This article is satirical. Following his divorce trial, rapper and singer/songwriter 2 Chainz was stripped of one half of his possessions. Though sources haven’t confirmed which half he has...

The Praying Mantis has always been known for their religious devotion through the use of prayer. However, in a shocking turn of events, Praying Mantis’ everywhere have recently denounced their Christian...

Note: This article is satirical. The United States Postal Service has recently issued a new postage stamp that is being celebrated nationwide. Much like the Liberty Bell Stamp, this new stamp celebrates...

Note: This column is satirical. The first annual Cold Air Balloon Festival was held Saturday morning in Topeka, Kansas and, according to sources, it fell wildly short of expectations. Participants...

Note: This column is satirical. Following disturbing new allegations put forth by the United States Justice Department, it seems as though another important American public figurehead isn’t exactly...

Note: This article is satirical. GQ Magazine’s “Man of the Year” award is one of the most coveted and respected honors that can befall any single man. More impressive than a Kids' Choice Award...

Note: This article is satirical. Pimp Juice: is it unethical? A new study has recently brought to light new facts about the controversial juice that just may leave you speechless. “Pimp Juice”...

Note: This article is satirical. Move over, Jonas Brothers and One Direction – the Optimus Prime of boy bands has finally been formed. With soothing headset vocals that could send any 12-year-old...