Here at Seriously, we want to ensure you have the best fall you can have, so I’m sharing my favorite way to enjoy the season.
What tells you it’s fall?
Is it the crunching of leaves under your boots?
Is it the cold mornings paired with sunny afternoons?
The flannel that migrates from being tied around your waist to covering your arms?
How about swapping your t-shirts for sweaters, your iced coffees for hot?
I personally know it’s fall when my drug dealer offers me something he only carries seasonally. Pumpkin Spice Blow.
Now I’m not too into gutter glitter (or snowflakes) usually, but nothing says fall to me like that wonderful orange powder.
The essential smells of fall include musky trees, roasting meats, caramel apples, and firewood, but that list just wouldn’t be complete without the residue of my favorite flavored coke in my nose.
If you have the chance, I really suggest you give it a try. It’s also a great buy if you’re looking to support young, local entrepreneurs.
It may possibly just be overpriced cocaine with some nutmeg and cinnamon in it, but it sure makes my season feel special.
Collegian Satire Blogger Tatiana Parafiniuk-Talesnick can be reached online at firstname.lastname@example.org or on Twitter at @TatianaSophiaPT.
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