As my present to you, here is the Star Wars video you didn’t know you wanted, but really needed (Spoilers).
“A drunk woman who’s never seen a Star Wars movie has attempted to describe the films’ plot based on what she’s heard – and it might be better than the real thing.
Mark Zabala, a DJ based in California, filmed his girlfriend, known only as Maggie K, as she tried to summarise the franchise after “a few glasses of wine”.
He then posted the six-minute clip on YouTube and Facebook, where it’s been viewed more than 600,000 times in just a few days.
JJ Abrams’ latest film, The Force Awakens, has smashed box office records worldwide and received glowing reviews – but Maggie’s effort is just as entertaining.”