Never get in a nerd fight. Not only can they use words to hurt you, but they usually have really cool swords.
“A Spokane, Washington, man faces assault charges after a neighbor claims he attacked him with a Klingon sword amidst a dispute about trash, local news station KREM 2 reports. A neighbor accused 50-year-old Carlo Morris Cerutti of attacking him after the neighbor left trash in Cerutti’s trash can. Cerutti now faces assault charges for allegedly swinging the replica sword.
Documents say Cerutti’s wife, Joyce, was in the midst of an argument about the trash with the neighbor when things escalated.”