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April Fools': The Collegina chosen to replace AP in White House press corps, coverage changes promised
April Fools’: The Collegina chosen to replace AP in White House press corps, coverage changes promised
Ham Slutton, Nonsense Senator • April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious...

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April Fools’: ASCSU implements RamJail as new principle of community
Autism Memory, Nonsense Senator • April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious...

April Fools': CSU condones dueling on campus to settle student disputes
April Fools’: CSU condones dueling on campus to settle student disputes
Astronomically Stressed, Headache in Chief • April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding...

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April Fools' Day
April Fools’: 5 incontrovertible reasons why you should immediately abandon your family, career and personal autonomy to join a cult today!
Hanky Panky, Master Instigator • April 1, 2025

Look, let’s be real — life is hard. Student loans? Sky-high. Job market? Bleak. The constant existential dread of figuring out what you’re...

April Fools’: How many bitches could a CSU major pull if majors pulled bitches?
Catholic Abortion and Cosmic Misfortune • April 1, 2025

Editor's Note: This is a satire for April Fools' Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways....

April Fools’: Elon Musk buys NIL rights of CSU student-athletes, effective immediately
Sparkling Whimsy, Sports Editor • April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious...

April Fools’: Student expelled after RA discovers kidnapped pet Grubhub robot in dorm
April 1, 2025
April Fools’: CAM the Ram diverts 2024 YR4 asteroid, avoiding Fort Collins collision
April 1, 2025
April Fools’: 5 baby names that may really lean into your executive order preferences
April 1, 2025
April Fools’: The Collegina chosen to replace AP in White House press corps, coverage changes promised
April 1, 2025
April Fools’: ASCSU implements RamJail as new principle of community
April 1, 2025
April Fools’: CSU condones dueling on campus to settle student disputes
April 1, 2025
MOST READ
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Breaking: CSU announces SNL's Marcello Hernandez as RamFest headliner
Ruby Secrest, Arts and Entertainment Editor • March 24, 2025
A male basketball player weraing a white and green jersey with the number 0 dribbles the ball down the court as a packed crowd watches him.
Kyan Evans enters transfer portal, CSU men's basketball awaits decision
Michael Hovey, Sports Editor • March 31, 2025
6 Van Leeuwen ice cream flavors ranked from best to worst
6 Van Leeuwen ice cream flavors ranked from best to worst
Aubree Miller, News Editor • March 26, 2025
Guard Nique Clifford (10) dribbles around a University of Maryland player during Colorado State University's game in Climate Pledge Arena in Seattle March 23. CSU lost 72-71.
Where will he land?: Projecting Nique Clifford's best fit in 2025 NBA draft
Devin Imsirpasic, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2025
Colorado State University men's basketball Head Coach Niko Medved walks towards the Ram’s locker room at halftime before being stopped for an interview
Breaking: CSU men's basketball coach Niko Medved to leave next season, join Minnesota
Sophie Webb, Sports Editor • March 24, 2025
LIFE AND CULTURE
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Life and Culture
April Fools’: How many bitches could a CSU major pull if majors pulled bitches?
Catholic Abortion and Cosmic Misfortune • April 1, 2025

Editor's Note: This is a satire for April Fools' Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways....

April Fools': Student expelled after RA discovers kidnapped pet Grubhub robot in dorm
April Fools’: Student expelled after RA discovers kidnapped pet Grubhub robot in dorm
Catholic Abortion, Collegina's Anton Ego • April 1, 2025
Participants run in Colorado State University's third annual International 5k Color Run on The Oval March 29. during Colorado State University's third annual International 5k Color Run on The Oval March 29. The Indian Students Association alongside the International Enrollment Center and Office of International Programs hosted the run to celebrate the Hindu spring holiday of Holi, with proceeds going to international enrollment scholarships.
Color Run 5K supports international students, celebrates Holi at CSU
Angelina Hamlin, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2025
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CSU political science welcomes 3 new concentrations, announces returning courses
Riley Paling, Staff Reporter • March 27, 2025
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SPORTS
April Fools': Elon Musk buys NIL rights of CSU student-athletes, effective immediately
Sports
April Fools’: Elon Musk buys NIL rights of CSU student-athletes, effective immediately
Sparkling Whimsy, Sports Editor • April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious...

April Fools': LeBron James joins CSU men's basketball
April Fools’: LeBron James joins CSU men’s basketball
Mark Fischer, Staff Reporter • April 1, 2025
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April Fools’: CSU Athletics set to officially rebrand CAM the Ram mascot in 2027
Alexander Mason, Staff Reporter • April 1, 2025
Sarah Weekley follows through on her hit during Colorado State University's match against San Diego State University March 30 at the Fort Collins Country Club. CSU lost 4-2.
CSU tennis shows improvement in loss against San Diego State
Mason Ford, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2025
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OPINION
April Fools': 5 incontrovertible reasons why you should immediately abandon your family, career and personal autonomy to join a cult today!
Opinion
April Fools’: 5 incontrovertible reasons why you should immediately abandon your family, career and personal autonomy to join a cult today!
Hanky Panky, Master Instigator • April 1, 2025

Look, let’s be real — life is hard. Student loans? Sky-high. Job market? Bleak. The constant existential dread of figuring out what you’re...

April Fools': 5 baby names that may really lean into your executive order preferences
April Fools’: 5 baby names that may really lean into your executive order preferences
Detectivo Liberal, Onomatology Detective • April 1, 2025
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LTTE: CSU TPUSA anti-trans event puts students at risk of harm
Giovanna Paterno, Guest Author • March 31, 2025
Souza: Rate My Professors isn't accurate
Souza: Rate My Professors isn’t accurate
Emma Souza, Collegian Columnist • March 31, 2025
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SCIENCE
April Fools': CAM the Ram diverts 2024 YR4 asteroid, avoiding Fort Collins collision
Science
April Fools’: CAM the Ram diverts 2024 YR4 asteroid, avoiding Fort Collins collision
Kat Fish • April 1, 2025

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious...

(Updated) DeSalvo Meme
April Fools’: Nick DeSalvo cloning scandal unearthed in chem research building
Cosmic Misfortune, Photo Director • April 1, 2025
Courtesy of the Clapp Lab
Anatomical advancements: Clapp Lab develops VR anatomy education software
Katie Fisher, Science Editor • March 31, 2025
Colorado Forest Service measures forest carbon emissions
Colorado Forest Service measures forest carbon emissions
Rebekah Barry, Staff Reporter • March 27, 2025
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ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT
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Arts and Entertainment
Horoscopes April 1st, 2025
Starry Moon, Staff Reporter • April 1, 2025

For the first time ever, the Sun has gone retrograde along with the Earth and sixty-nine of Jupiter's moons. What does this mean for you? You...

April Fools': CSU prepares to say goodbye to Amy Parsons, hello to Slim Blondee
April Fools’: CSU prepares to say goodbye to Amy Parsons, hello to Slim Blondee
Rizzle Cigcrust, Farts and enter-painment editor • April 1, 2025
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Horoscopes March 31 to April 6
Sophia Masia, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2025
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‘Sunrise on the Reaping’ is story of tragedy, both familiar, unexplored
Emily Flaherty, Staff Reporter • March 31, 2025
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CANNABIS
Dante’s Inferno Strain Review
Cannabis
Dante’s Inferno Strain Review
Miles Buchan • March 4, 2025

Strain Review – Dante’s Inferno Cannabis strains are plentiful, potent, and ever-evolving as cultivation culture strives to develop new...

Newly popular cannabinoid CBN shows treatment potential
Newly popular cannabinoid CBN shows treatment potential
Miles Buchan • October 18, 2023
Strain Review: Ease your mind with Durban Kush wax
Strain Review: Ease your mind with Durban Kush wax
Miles Buchan, Staff Reporter • May 4, 2023
Because I got high: A camping miracle, movie trip, golf steroids
Because I got high: A camping miracle, movie trip, golf steroids
Guest Author • May 4, 2023
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